franklinton Hoodie
Franklinton is a small suburb just west of downtown columbus. Nicknamed the bottoms in relation to the amount gay white trash activity that takes place behind the old milos cafe. On any given weekday you can find the streets full of shirtless meth heads with deltoid tats of the hottest street rapper Dusty aka misery, which is ironic because that is how you feel when you are forced to listen to him at rehab tavern just tryna pick up one of the local street walkers. Unfortunately most of the women will only pretend to be interested in you to make a $ in hopes of being able to buy back some of the teeth they had to give to their baby daddy chez as down payment on back child support. Popular spot to find the infamous german sausage mongler Gregory, window shopping for frosted tips hair dye. nice place to sit on a 5 gallon bucket around a trash can fire and count stray cats. On the weekends the locals like to upgrade their trash can fires to felony arson of the many slumlord owned houses in the area usually lit with the gasoline siphoned out of the ran down milos catering vans. If you find yourself looking for a bite to eat you can swing by the cafe and get your hands on some fresh 8 day old potato salad. If your lucky, while you eat you may just get the opportunity to be stabbed with a carrot stick by chef boli. If that type of entertainment doesnt get you going you can always head over to the shell gas station and get in on a riviting game of Russian heroin needle roulette.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.