Fart Hoodie
The wet one: the one where you think you’re farting but something else happens... The silent but deadly: the one where you make no noise and think you’re off the hook, but the smell overpowers the whole room and you think you’ll never see the daylight again. The loud one: the one where you make it so loud, everyone hears it and goes into a frienzy finding who did it. you slump lower in your seat. The Mexican one: the one where it sounds disgusting and it has a Mexican aroma that makes you barf. Usually after taco Tuesday. The royal one: the tiniest blip of a fart that smells a tiny bit and no one except you notices The toot: the one where you fart and then say, “oops! I’m so sorry I tooted!” And you regret it when people make fun of you for saying “toot” instead of “fart” The long goodbye: the one that lasts so long you finish digging a hole and crawling in it by the time it ends The big one: the one where it’s such a powerful blow your butt cheeks fly apart and when they come back together you feel like you just got a wedgie The beautiful one: the one where you fart so gracefully, people Around you start crying happy tears and some lady randomly starts opera singing in the background, and angles fly around as a halo appears over your head. The boof: you can’t hear it but you can feel the vibrato if your but cheeks jiggling the earth. The crap: the one where you think you crapped your pants so you go to the bathroom to find out it was just a fart.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…