EW POO WATER
(Scene: ken fights barry in bathroom. There was more but urban dictionaryâs 1500 character limit was there so..) When a small rubber duck hits your forehead, you know. The fun and games are over. Time for lethal. You pick up the fallen shower head from the bathtub floor. âWaTeRbUg nOT TaKInG sIdESâ a small voice peeps. You donât care, so you ignore the small roach. You turn the shower setting to your favorite... LETHAL. Barry says something but youâre not listening. Youâre focused om one thing and one thing only: kill. That. Bee. âIVE GOT ISSUESâ YOU YELL, AND PRESS THE TRIGGER. âAKDJRKSIWJDJFORâ says Barry, and falls directly into the toilet. Things are going well! âWell, well, well,â you joke, âroyal flush!â âYouâre bluffingâ says Barry, but you can see the fear in his eyes. He knows. You know. He will die. âAm I?â You chuckle, reaching for the flush button. You turn it, and the water begins to rumble. You have no regrets. You look down into the toilet as Barry screams, being sucked down. He grabs a nail file and somehow... surfs his way out? âSurfs up dudeâ he says as he jumps out and splashes you with some water. Water. From. The. Toilet. No. This canât be happening. It canât be. But it is. You eyes squint, your hands instinctively protect your face. A little bit of water gets in your mouth. There. What do you say? What do you do? There is only one answer to this question. âEW POO WATER!â
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
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Question⌠does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ÂżPuedo conseguir tu nĂşmero?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
I kinda liked it.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! Itâs very comfortable, the writing seems like itâll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! Thatâll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg Iâm done itâs literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand thatâs how good it is.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
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Size Guide
Measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Pro tip: Measure one of your hoodies at home and compare!
A - Length
Measure from the top of the collar to the bottom hem
B - Width
Measure across the chest from side to side
C - Sleeve Length
Measure from center back collar, over shoulder, down to cuff
Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27" | 20" | 33½" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34½" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35½" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36½" |
| 2XL | 31" | 28" | 37½" |
| 3XL | 32" | 30" | 38½" |
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 69 cm | 51 cm | 85 cm |
| M | 71 cm | 56 cm | 88 cm |
| L | 74 cm | 61 cm | 90 cm |
| XL | 76 cm | 66 cm | 93 cm |
| 2XL | 79 cm | 71 cm | 95 cm |
| 3XL | 81 cm | 76 cm | 98 cm |