Eggplanting custom hoodie
Eggplanting is a sexual ritual. Eggplanting involves 3 partners which 1 partner has to sacrifice himself to fullfill the circle of life throughout this ritual. The ritual consists of 1 female, 1 male and the sacrificial partner must be removed of all genatalia so that the gender can no longer be distinguished. You must acquire AIDS from a small African child then using chop sticks cut open the sacrificed partner's stomach and collect the blood mainly from around the bladder. Mix it in a Magic Bullet with Hellmans mayonaise, take that sticky mixture from hell and combine it with the African child AIDS. That is to be the lubricant for the disgusting action im about to describe. You use a woodworking jig to pry open the sacrificed persons ass cavern and in the process that may take years you slowly stretch the ass cavern so as to not rip the walls of the ass until it is large enough to fit u and ur partner into the cavern(remember that hell lube?) ya. once inside build a replica of Fort Sumter where u will role play as 2 army privates discovering rim jobs for the first time. now break through the ass walls like 1999. fuck you it was a good year.
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Eggplanting sweatshirt
Size L
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
- Soft midweight fleece with a brushed interior
- Comfortable, classic unisex fit
- Double-lined drawstring hood
- Front pouch pocket
- Gildan Heavy Blend
- Printed just for you. Before we print
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!
Navy Quality Goods I bought this shirt to wear whilst i sail the seven seas with my sea cadet friends, i really like the design because i can walk around and everyone knows im a wannabe pirate. I also like the colour choice, i am able to use it as my stealth suit whilst we do our practice drills with spray painted nerf guns :) would buy again!
Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!
Shit
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.