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Dickonometry Hoodie

The science of determining a man's penis size through careful study of his physical features, e.g., height, weight, build, size of hands/feet/nose and jawline angle.

The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
Printed on-demand just for you
Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
Every order personally reviewed

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