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Darien Lake Hoodie

Darien Lake theme park resort is located in Darien center NY. Darien Lake is one of the best places in NY. The Ride Of steel is the best ride! Darien Lake is nothing compared to Cedar Point. The workers are Darien Lake are nice people but they are all country farmers that have nothing better to do than get drunk and smoke weed. All the workers and ride opperators are jealous of the Lifeguards, the lifeguards have it best. When working at DL you wish for a thunderstrom to close everything down, but there is a bubble around DL and it never thunderstorms. It has been seen, a thunderstrom approach DL and split into 2 clouds and go around darien lake and than form back togather as one. But when you visit Darien Lake as a visitor it always rains and thunders so it sucks. The lifeguards are DL are mean people, they always are yelling at us,but than they have wave breaks, and during those what do they do? they all break the rules that they yelled at us for breaking, i also like the fact that when you look at a lifeguard after they jumped in, for guys you can see the outline of there huge dicks! and for girls you can see there hard nipples. i have only seen one lifeguard with huge tits! all the rest have small tits. but all the guys have huge dicks. If i was a female lifeguard i would ask the guys to send me pictures of there huge dicks or i would stare at there huge dicks while they are wet. its ridiculous how well there shitty outfits show there dicks. The ride opperators are also mean people and they look like they hate there job very much! they are never in good moods. All the female opperators are ugly and all the males are gay. I really like the baby blue polos though, they are sexy. the food at Darien lake is awful! and its such a rip off!!!! If you go to Darien lake never buy the food. it sucks.

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The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
Printed on-demand just for you
Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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i said shart and wore it to a party

i dont e. Jul 4

wrote shart and wore it to a party

tyler j. Jul 4

SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.

Kai C. Jul 1

why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw

Why May 21

Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good

Gillian Apr 23

TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

smiggen s. Mar 10

Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

Harold Mar 5

Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

Marcus D M. Mar 4
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Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

Katrina S. Mar 3

Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M. Feb 27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G. Feb 26

made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!

kai h. Feb 16

It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt

Craig C. Feb 11
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Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.

Art N. Feb 2
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Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.

Christen M. Jan 20
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I kinda liked it.

Lil M. Jan 3

Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.

Niwomugisha Chevonne Dec 16

Quality This is the highest quality product

Bundai Dec 4

Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10

Owen Nov 30
Review by Ahmed E.

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.

Ahmed E. Nov 16
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