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Dapper Dan Hoodie

When a guy is lying down and a chick teabags his forehead. The chick then uses her ejaculate to slick back his hair 1950s style.

The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
Printed on-demand just for you
Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
Every order personally reviewed

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