The Shocker custom hoodie

AKA: 2 in the curtain, 1 for the hurtin' 2 in the front, 1 in the shunt 2 in the fun, 1 in the bun 2 going down, 1 in the brown 2 in the Red, 1 in the Shed(if that time of the month) 2 for the gish, 1 for the fish 2 in the gash, 1 in the stash 2 for the crack, 1 in the back 2 in the slit, 1 in the shit 2 for the taco, 1 for her Paco 2 in the door, 1 on the floor 2 in the door, 1 in the gore 2 for the friend, 1 in the end 2 in the cunt, 1 in the runt 2 for the moose, 1 in the caboose 2 for the beav, 1 up her sleeve 2 for the meat, 1 in her seat 2 in the flap, 1 in the crap 2 in the gear, 1 in the rear 2 for the pumper, 1 for the dumper 2 for the tube, 1 with some lube 2 in the cunt, 1 in the grunt 2 in the sock, 1 for the shock 2 in the junk, 1 in the trunk 2 in the girl, 1 in the swirl 2 in the skunk, 1 in the funk 2 in the zipper, 1 in the flipper 2 in the place, 1 in the ace 2 in the cootie, 1 in the booty 2 in the porn, 1 for the corn 2 for the push (gush), 1 for the tush 2 in the pink slot, 1 in the stink pot 2 in the juice, 1 in the caboose 2 in the poon, 1 on the moon 2 up the river, 1 to make you shiver 2 in the hinge, 1 makes you cringe 2 from the hand, 1 for the gland 2 for the stabbin, 1 for the cabin 2 in the muff, 1 in the stuff 2 in the play, 1 in the gay 2 in the chute, 1 in the poot 2 for her, 1 for me!! Gross!! 2 in the pocket, 1 in the chocolate 2 for the Kitty, 1 in the Shitty 2 in the cherry, 1 in the fairy 2 for the team, 1 in the steam And finally,...One of my personal favorites: 2 IN THE PLEASURE, 1 IN THE TREASURE!!! That's all I got for now.....

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The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

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Customer Reviews

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Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!

Alex Sadler Sep 24

Navy Quality Goods I bought this shirt to wear whilst i sail the seven seas with my sea cadet friends, i really like the design because i can walk around and everyone knows im a wannabe pirate. I also like the colour choice, i am able to use it as my stealth suit whilst we do our practice drills with spray painted nerf guns :) would buy again!

Alex Sadler Sep 24

Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!

Lol Sep 14

Shit

Kakkakajs Aug 27

i said shart and wore it to a party

i dont e. Jul 4

wrote shart and wore it to a party

tyler j. Jul 4

SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.

Kai C. Jul 1

why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw

Why May 21

Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good

Gillian Apr 23

TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

smiggen s. Mar 10

Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

Harold Mar 5

Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

Marcus D M. Mar 4
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Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

Katrina S. Mar 3

Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M. Feb 27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G. Feb 26

made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!

kai h. Feb 16

It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt

Craig C. Feb 11
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Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.

Art N. Feb 2
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Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.

Christen M. Jan 20
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I kinda liked it.

Lil M. Jan 3
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