Crissexifumia
'Crissexifumia" pronounced; Criss-sex-a-fume-e-ah is a disease that affects you mentally, physically, and emotionally. Mentally- You have hallucinations of Criss Angel, either part of fully naked. You are 'high' on 'fumes'explained later to the point you may believe Criss is really there, and also has clones of himself from different time periods. Emotionally because you feel like you would if you were high but have neither inhaled, snorted, drank, or smoked anything that has made you feel that way. Physically, because you may get the random urge to masturbate with a pillow- ie hump it, lick it, whatever you please. Some of us have even had random muscle spazzims and have spontaneous episodes in which you twitch uncontrollably and in most cases, laugh till you can no longer breath. This disease is caused by; -Lack of sleep -A long day -A marathon of Criss Angel Mindfreak -Listening to 'Rubber Room' or 'Inhuman' one too many times -Pictures of Criss; .taking his shirt off .with his mouth open .in his Calvin Klein's .with a velvet hat on .in tight leather spandex .rubbing his abs .his eyes .when he is eye-liner bearing .when his tongue is visable .wearing anything netted specifically ^ any -Videos of Criss; .dancing around stage in tight leather pants .laughing .screaming .breathing in a fast/slow/deep/hormone inducing way specifically ^ any Side effects my include any and/or all of the following; =large amounts of drool spewing from the mouth =uncontrollable urges to hump the nearest thing that won't run away =thought and images you never thought of before =random episodes of twitching in places that should not twitch =extreme loss of sleep =places thumping that should not thump =the need to change your pants more than once in one sitting =spontaneous urges to go to Las Vegas, and random outbursts of laughter at things that really aren't even funny =delusions of pudding-covered Criss =random cravings for whipped cream, pudding, a frostieeanything you can put on and lick off of someone =desire to listen to inhuman, hear Criss' voice This disease is very common among Loyalsevery four in five have it-every ten in ten will have it by the year 2009 and if it happens that it is publicized that you have this disease, do not be alarmed when most people avoid you. It's only natural, and most of the time they only wish they had it and are jealous. There is no known cure for this disease and as a matter of fact, no one plans on finding a cure. Founded by; Sam&Lizz&KendRa&Jaimee&Darrian&Miar
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
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Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
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Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
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| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
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| S | 27" | 20" | 33½" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34½" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35½" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36½" |
| 2XL | 31" | 28" | 37½" |
| 3XL | 32" | 30" | 38½" |
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
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| S | 69 cm | 51 cm | 85 cm |
| M | 71 cm | 56 cm | 88 cm |
| L | 74 cm | 61 cm | 90 cm |
| XL | 76 cm | 66 cm | 93 cm |
| 2XL | 79 cm | 71 cm | 95 cm |
| 3XL | 81 cm | 76 cm | 98 cm |