Cox Hoodie
Generally referring to a teenage drug dealer who will offer to 'help' his customer use the drugs they just purchased from him, but is also overly paranoid when using the drug, usually using a catch phrase such as "Dude! Keep that shit down, someones gonna see it if you hold up past the door handle" or "Did you hear that, I think my Mom's up". A 'Cox' is also usually a horrible thief/lyer, and will try to lie his way out of almost every situation, even if it means placing blame on his friends. Often they are known to lie about their virginity, claiming to have had intercourse with only 1 extremely hot girl who is usually ficticious but that's it, the reason for them only lying about having sex with one girl is that they want to seem humble about it, and will detail the experience into an almost magical night of romance, which in the history of man, the only way a sexual story could be that romantic would be in a movie, or in the story of a 'Cox'. A 'Cox' is usually noted to drive something mildly retarded such as a PONTIAC or oldsmobile and show it off by adding a $200 sound system and/or spinners(or anything else that gives them a false sense of having a cool car). Most 'Cox' are noted to be somewhat homosexual, inferring so since they only utilize their $200 sound system to it's somewhat full extent when they pull up to a red light next to a hot guy or children aging under 7 years. All in all the 'Cox' can be best described in short as a: Poser, Loser, Show-boat, Fake, Druggy/dealer, Theif, Lyer, Homosexual, Pedophile, and an all around parasite to Society. *It should also be noted that most 'Cox' live in the upper Mid-West region with their Mother's, who they will repeatedly steal from, then profess how much they love them in front of their family and friends, since without their mother's, not only would they not be alive, but they would be living on the streets where they belong*
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.