cootie patoottie hoodie
one that possess symptoms of cuteness. Often they are very ugly and we are in fact laughing AT them. They are such "cootie patooties" that when we are around them we often have incontainable bursts of threats such as "YOUR SUCHA FUCKING COOTIE PATTOOTIE IM GONA RIP YOUR FACE OFF AND EAT IT AND THEN IM GONNA CHOP YOU UP AND KEEP YOU IN MY FREEZER!!!" "cootie patooties" have this affect on most people and generally they are un-aware of their impact on other people. They casually parade around their irresistable desire while people around them become overcome with passion and anger upon seeing them they they begin swearing and hurting themselves and/or others when you see a cootie pattootie beware not to look them in their eyes because that is where most of their power lies. their cootie patootiness goes off the radar when they do something very sweet and stupid such as buy you a pizza but eat it on the way to your house and throw it up on your favourite dress. they're always doing crazy things like that. An example of what happens: steffi: andy is sucha cootie patootie caroline: I KNOW I CANT TAKE IT steffi: look there he is right now! caroline begins to punch the wall: I CANT TAKE IT HES SUCHA FUCKING COOTIE PATTOOTIE AND I WANT TO CHOP OF HIS LITTLE LEGS AND USE THEM AS CHOP STICKS AND I WANT TO SET HIM ON FIRE AND KICK HIM OFF A BALCONY HE MAKES ME SO FIERY WITH PASSION! steffi: QUICK caroline! look away! before you do something you'll regret
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
- Soft midweight fleece with a brushed interior
- Comfortable, classic unisex fit
- Double-lined drawstring hood
- Front pouch pocket
- Gildan Heavy Blend
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!
Shit
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product