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Collingswood Hoodie

Collingswood (also known as C-wood, C-hood which is really dumb, and Colls). Collingswood consists of three towns: Oaklyn, Woodlyn, and Collingswood. There are about 800 students in grades 9th-12th. Kids from Camden try to attend because it’s known for being good at sports such as basketball (boys and girls), wrestling, field hockey and lacrosse. They are terrible in softball, track, and girl’s tennis. And all of the other sports are average, and they don’t have a men’s lacrosse team. The school is a joke because the teachers don’t care about anything if you suck up to them and respect them. However, there are a handful of great teachers who want to teach. The problem is that the kids think they are too cool to learn. The freshmen think they are the shit and they clog the hallways. There is usually at least one fight a year. You probably cut class to go to Wa-Wa, to smoke a cigarette, or to just get the fuck out. If you’ve ever got caught skipping class it was probably by Garbirino. There are about 4 teachers who you think are perverts, and they are because they flirt with anything with a vagina and at least b-cup breasts. During the weeks in winter, “the popular kids” go to the boy’s basketball games and wrestling matches. No one goes to the girls basketball games. Most of the kids get their beer from some senior boy who looked old enough to get served at Akunimos, or an older relative. You drink cheap vodka, keystone, or natty light. Some kids in Collingswood know HOW to throw a party (most likely a kid from Oaklyn) but EVERYONE knows how to party. When it’s warm out everyone goes to the trestle to party, which ALWAYS gets busted by the cops. Many juniors and seniors smoke shitty mids that were sold to them from one of their classmates.

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The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
Printed on-demand just for you
Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
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Customer Reviews

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i said shart and wore it to a party

i dont e. Jul 4

wrote shart and wore it to a party

tyler j. Jul 4

SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.

Kai C. Jul 1

why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw

Why May 21

Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good

Gillian Apr 23

TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

smiggen s. Mar 10

Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

Harold Mar 5

Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

Marcus D M. Mar 4
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Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

Katrina S. Mar 3

Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M. Feb 27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G. Feb 26

made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!

kai h. Feb 16

It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt

Craig C. Feb 11
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Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.

Art N. Feb 2
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Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.

Christen M. Jan 20
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I kinda liked it.

Lil M. Jan 3

Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.

Niwomugisha Chevonne Dec 16

Quality This is the highest quality product

Bundai Dec 4

Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10

Owen Nov 30
Review by Ahmed E.

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.

Ahmed E. Nov 16
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