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A bland lauren is a basic white bitch seeing how the name lauren is common white girl name The bland lauren or basic bitch is: 1-liberal. 2-Plays the 'stop hurting me' card. 3-hits on any guy who is either; a) in the military or b) in a college fraternity 4- Stereotypical white bitch shit including (but not limited to): a) starbucks b) netflix c) taking snaps of her bitch alcoholic drinks 5-Crashing conversations with a random picture which isn't related to the current topic AT ALL and proceeding to try to focus the chat on her. 6-Typing 'Lol' when she is offended. 7-poorly uses self deprecating humor as a defense mechanism. 8- Posting shit memes that only a small audience of people like her would enjoy. 9-thirst baits guys on snapchat to give her attention that she squanders once she opens her mouth to seem smart or "not just a pretty face" which she's not (she does a swell job with filters to hide it). 10-jumps on any bandwagon by using fake positive vibes that usually make her seem like a hypocrite about a previous point or statement she made. 11-acts like she shares similar interests with people rather than be herself.

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The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
Printed on-demand just for you
Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
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Kakkakajs 2024-08-27

Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M. 2024-02-27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G. 2024-02-26

made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!

kai h. 2024-02-16

It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt

Craig C. 2024-02-11
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I kinda liked it.

Lil M. 2024-01-03

Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

Katrina S. 2022-03-03
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I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.

Ahmed E. 2021-11-16
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Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased

Big S. 2021-10-20

My boy like the hooded attire.

Ngalasa i. 2021-10-18

Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

Harold 2019-03-05

Quality This is the highest quality product

Bundai 2018-12-04

Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10

Owen 2018-11-30

Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing

Sam 2018-11-08

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Size Length Width Sleeve
S27"20"33½"
M28"22"34½"
L29"24"35½"
XL30"26"36½"
2XL31"28"37½"
3XL32"30"38½"
Size Length Width Sleeve
S69 cm51 cm85 cm
M71 cm56 cm88 cm
L74 cm61 cm90 cm
XL76 cm66 cm93 cm
2XL79 cm71 cm95 cm
3XL81 cm76 cm98 cm

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