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Bayshore Middle School Hoodie

Located in Middletown NJ, this school of grades 6-8 is commonly defined by most students as "full of drama". From 8:00am to 2:37pm you sit and soak up useless information, while listening to rumors of who did what to who and who got suspended for what. You are forced to do work that the Middletown Board of Education thinks will benifit you, but really just dosnt teach you anything. You also have to follow strict rules such as, no fip flops, no tank tops, no energy drinks, no cameras(even on the last day), no PDA, no halloween costomes, the list goes on. The mascot is a dolphin, colors are obnoxious blue and gold and the sports teams suck. Bayshore is full of the common middle school social groups. Popular Girls: Girls that think that everyone loves them, when in reality everyone hates them because they are bitches. They usualy wear Abercrombie and Hollister and thier parents give them pretty much whatever they want. They have pin straight hair, go tanning and all look exactly the same. They go out with skaters/athletic kids. Skaters: Skinny adolescent boys that think they're tough but can't even take a punch. They wear skater clothes and idolize Tony Hawk while trying to get with popular girls. They are rude to any lower social class. Cheerleaders: Evil fake bitches who think that they are better then everyone else. Athletic Boys(Jocks): Kids who are really tall and are on bascically every sports team. They get good grades and date cheerleaders(see above). Bad Kids: A teachers worst enemy. Kids who end up in the office on a daily bascis. They vandalize the school, use drugs, curse off teachers, and provide entertainment and a good conversation starter for the rest of us. Friends of popular people: Not actually lucky enough to be popular themselves. They tag a long with the high social gruops while helping them make fun of the lower ones. G&T Kids: Smart people that make the rest of us feel like idiots. Thier schedule is filled with highschool level corses, and they are the best people to cheat off of during a science test. They are generally respected by everyone. Nerds: People that are in clubs such as newspaper, math club, drama club ect. They are looked down upon by thier peers but have kick ass times printing out 1,000 copies of "Ms.XXXX is a hot godess". They frequently find themselves being bullied or being stuck in sucky situations. Everyone Else: people that can not be catagorized in a particular social group. Either no one knows who they are or they're just friends with mostly everyone. Teachers: Insane human beings that are supposed to guide us through the toughest time of our life while preparing us for highschool. 6th grade teachers are okay. 7th grade teachers suck, except for one. 8th grade teachers are the shit. Me: 14 year old girl who is hated by pretty much everyone in her grade. Has been caught in way too many sucky situations. Has said and done some pretty stupid things, but owned everyone at the end of the year and actually survived Bayshore Middle School.

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The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
Printed on-demand just for you
Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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i said shart and wore it to a party

i dont e. Jul 4

wrote shart and wore it to a party

tyler j. Jul 4

SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.

Kai C. Jul 1

why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw

Why May 21

Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good

Gillian Apr 23

TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

smiggen s. Mar 10

Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

Harold Mar 5

Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

Marcus D M. Mar 4
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Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

Katrina S. Mar 3

Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M. Feb 27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G. Feb 26

made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!

kai h. Feb 16

It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt

Craig C. Feb 11
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Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.

Art N. Feb 2
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Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.

Christen M. Jan 20
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I kinda liked it.

Lil M. Jan 3

Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.

Niwomugisha Chevonne Dec 16

Quality This is the highest quality product

Bundai Dec 4

Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10

Owen Nov 30
Review by Ahmed E.

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.

Ahmed E. Nov 16
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