Baltimore Girl hoodie
Living in one of the 5 non-life-threatening areas in Baltimore City-- Fed Hill, Fells, Canton, Harbor East or Mt. Vernon, Baltimore girl is in her 20's, has a mediocre 9-5 office job, teaches in the county (because city schools are too dangerous) or she works as a nurse at Hopkins. Baltimore Girl is a wanna-be hardcore sports fan who is found flirting around in her "favorite" Ravens jersey each Sunday during home game tailgates or away game drinking sessions known on facebook statuses as Sunday Funday. She could care less about football, but since 98% of her male-counterparts are die-hard sports fans with 7 fantasy teams and take off Mondays after their team loses due to being heartbroken- she must at least seem interested in sports to keep them interested. Baltimore girl can be found at a Merritt gym.. where she takes body-pump classes in attempts to ward off those extra beer lbs from her alcohol infested wkends.. In the summer, she tans by the gym pool and drinks overpriced drinks from the bar. She gossips to friends about her puppy, Frank, complains about the meathead or private school jerk who never called after she slept w/ him on the first night.. and wonders why she doesnt have better luck with men. Once she settles down, Bmore Girl will move out of the city to raise her fam; unless of course shes smart and moves to a city with more culture- DC, NYC, or somewhere in CA. But chances are, Bmore girl was born, raised and will raise her own kids in the lovely Bawl-more too
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
- Soft midweight fleece with a brushed interior
- Comfortable, classic unisex fit
- Double-lined drawstring hood
- Front pouch pocket
- Gildan Heavy Blend
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!
Shit
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product