baby-boo-man-bitch hoodie

This phrase is descriptive of the 4 disticnt levels of courtship used by females to describe her involvement with a man. 1. baby- you are involved in casual friendship based on sex 2. boo- she not only gives you sex but lets(actually tricks you into) you buy things for her. 3. man- you are in a full blow relationship, have also been coerced into meeting the parents of said succubus, and dont have any plans for leaving. She still has sex with you but its getting harder to get action because she doesnt want it to be just about sex and wants to take the relationship to a higher level, and she still manages to con you into buying shit for her. 4. bitch- the final twisted stage, where the female truly has a man wrapped around her devious little finger and is actually able to yell at him, take his paycheck, and sleep with him only when she says it is ok, and he takes it like the bitch he is because he has been so severely brainwashed he actually believes he has it pretty good. This is when all 4 categories are strung together to make the worst label in history; baby-boo-man-bitch. At this point you have been completely and utterly owned by a female that you told your buddies would never break you but she just did. Once this label is placed you may as well throw away your cell and move into the mountains where no one knows you. This usually occurs right after the wedding or honey moon.

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The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

  • Soft midweight fleece with a brushed interior
  • Comfortable, classic unisex fit
  • Double-lined drawstring hood
  • Front pouch pocket
  • Gildan Heavy Blend
  • Returns & defect-free guarantee

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Customer Reviews

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Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!

Alex Sadler Sep 24

Navy Quality Goods I bought this shirt to wear whilst i sail the seven seas with my sea cadet friends, i really like the design because i can walk around and everyone knows im a wannabe pirate. I also like the colour choice, i am able to use it as my stealth suit whilst we do our practice drills with spray painted nerf guns :) would buy again!

Alex Sadler Sep 24

Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!

Lol Sep 14

Shit

Kakkakajs Aug 27

i said shart and wore it to a party

i dont e. Jul 4

wrote shart and wore it to a party

tyler j. Jul 4

SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.

Kai C. Jul 1

why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw

Why May 21

Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good

Gillian Apr 23

TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

smiggen s. Mar 10

Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

Harold Mar 5

Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

Marcus D M. Mar 4
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Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

Katrina S. Mar 3

Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M. Feb 27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G. Feb 26

made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!

kai h. Feb 16

It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt

Craig C. Feb 11
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Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.

Art N. Feb 2
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Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.

Christen M. Jan 20
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I kinda liked it.

Lil M. Jan 3
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