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Artificial Queef Hoodie

When a female farts normally from their anus while at the same time directing said fart thru their vaginal lips. Causing a queef like noise instead of a loud fart. Though this is not an actual queef but an action made to sound like a queef, and it does not resemble a silent fart. Some women have the ability to do this but this discovery was claimed by a female with short proportions and lack of color in her fashion style (emo).

The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
Printed on-demand just for you
Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
Every order personally reviewed

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