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An "11 teener" is someone within the age group of 11-13. They have finally matured slightly from the mindsets from ages 8-10. By slightly, I mean they've upgrade jokes about poop and snot to vaginas, and all the girls found something better to talk about; clothes, boys, and that loser girl over there reading a Discovery mag. 11 teeners tend to think they are hot shit, a boast about all their "buds" that are already in highschool. There "buds" babysit them when their parents are out shopping for a new sink. Some thirteen year olds are actually not 11 teeners, but it can be hard to tell by looking. Generally these thirteen year olds are vastly intrigued by some form of arts, and are somehow enlightened. These thirteen year old are in a sort of limbo, not a 11 teener, definatly not a teeny bopper, but still not a teenager offcially. These can thirteen year olds can be recognized best once getting to know them. They are usually loyal to friends, they keep secrets and don't talk shit about peers. They genrally have decent taste in music. These kids are usually open minded, they are quiet at times when it's appropriate but like to be loud and joke with friends. They are usually well liked amoung all groups, they are friendly and dependable. However these thirteen year olds are rare. The rest are all strictly 11 teeners. 11 teeners are often referred to as "preps" but this isn't always the case. They can be scenesters, emos, and nerd a like. They talk about sex all the time when they really know nothing of it. Most will never see the opposites sexes genitalia before they become a teenager. But the maturity from a 11 teener to a teenager usually starts a while after entering high school. In this new domain the once 11 teener will start dropping old habits as they begin to realize all the older grades think they're unbearably annoying. Someone who can not seem to mature into a teenager will become ignored by his friends for being embarassing and annoying. 11 teeners: are very closed minded, they say they'll grow up to be some job that makes a lot of money even though they don't know anything about that job, they will lie about drinking coffee to seem older and more respectable, they talk about a party they went to that weekend and how wasted they got even though they never went, they jump from trend to trend ass raping it first then leaving it to bleed from the nose; some respectable teenagers pick up the pieces and improve the 'has been trend'. The Females: depending on the stratgey they use on males, they come off as either "cute and innocent" or "charming and sexy" (13 limbo-goers tend to be a combination of 'cute and charming') But in any case, the female 11 teener will go to alarming rates to see attractive and sweet. This can be genuine, caused by hormones, but is usually a facade put in place by alternative motives. The males are usually more vulnerable in a relationship then the female, because he might have greater feelings for her while she is likely using him as an acessory. To other females it depends. An important female in the group is indisposable, they likely have something good to contribute to the group. (i.e unlimited texting, good gossip, liked by groups in other schools or rich.) These important females are the leader of a group they tend to stick together in the group, and usually form a trio for a foursome. To them the other members of the group are disposable. These 3-4 girls think they are popular and everyone inside or outside of their group loves them. They are usually very condescending with anyone but each other. Most people hate them, boys, girls and even their own group will talk behind their back. Sometimes they deserve it. The unimportant girls? They are the usually the ones with hobbies that stand in the way of contributing to the group. Such as a sport, a club activity or split loyalities with another group. The Males: The are not as clique-y as the females. While they do have their "buds", they will not mind hanging out with other peers, as long as they don't have "beef." Fashion is not much of a difficulty for these guys, all their wardrope needs is a few pairs of name brand jeans and t-shirts and they're good to go. They are fucked if they shop at Walmart or GAP. The female peers are relentless, and will bitch about your clothing to you or to each other, or both. They text their girlfriends something terribly generic before they go to bed, and buy them cheap perfume. How to spot a: 11 teener: their screen name contains werid shit they copied off of character map, they text in the middle of a conversation, they take pictures with their camera phone and upload them to myspace/facebook, they riddle out messages with /'s, &'s and little hearts. <3 13 limbo-goer: they are a decent student; or at least try, they are into art, they genrally like a wide range of music, some might be grungy, while others can be incredibly cute, often wearing things from Forever21 although some do tend to like some name brands. They can be very eco-friendly, and health concsious, they can hold up a decent conversation via text, IM, phone, or in person.

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The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

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Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
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Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

Marcus D M. Mar 4
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Kakkakajs Aug 27

SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.

Kai C. Jul 1

TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

smiggen s. Mar 10

Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M. Feb 27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G. Feb 26

made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!

kai h. Feb 16

It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt

Craig C. Feb 11
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Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.

Christen M. Jan 20
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I kinda liked it.

Lil M. Jan 3

Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…

Mitzi K. Nov 6
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Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.

Art N. Feb 2
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wrote shart and wore it to a party

tyler j. Jul 4

i said shart and wore it to a party

i dont e. Jul 4

Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

Katrina S. Mar 3
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I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.

Ahmed E. Nov 16
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Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased

Big S. Oct 20

My boy like the hooded attire.

Ngalasa i. Oct 18

Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!

Alex Sadler Sep 24

Navy Quality Goods I bought this shirt to wear whilst i sail the seven seas with my sea cadet friends, i really like the design because i can walk around and everyone knows im a wannabe pirate. I also like the colour choice, i am able to use it as my stealth suit whilst we do our practice drills with spray painted nerf guns :) would buy again!

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