Urban Dictionary Mugs

artwash: Buying art for museums or galleries in order to improve public opinion of you, your family, or your company.

Quest Sex: The kinda sex you get after killing a dragon (defeating an ememy, obstical, or rival in a professional workplace or situation) saving a village from an army of attacking monsters (providing a stable household for your woman and offspring in the face of lifes moral dillemmas) or any other large and notable achievement.

yap city: Yap city: when someone is just chatting on and on about nothing.

prebunk: Verb - to debunk lies you know are coming in advance.

Askhole: A person who constantly ask for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them!

Whaling: To 'whale' in a game or 'whaling' is a term for gamers or gambling addicts who spend a good huge amount of money on video games or casinos. Since a whale is huge and they pay hugely for gambling or gaming, you can see why this is a thing. With gamers, microtransactions existed for them within free-to play games (e.g. loot boxes, in-game currency, booster packs, cosmetics, etc.), gacha-like games, mobile games, battle-royale games or anything along those lines. Gamblers are people who whale tons of cash on slot machines, poker and other natures of casino games and gambling. "Whales" was a phrase first used by video game publishers to describe their main customers who insufferably liked to gamble their money for in-game items.

Money Pull Up: “Money pull up” is a practice started in Jamaica which involves the shelling out of money to a dj by party goers for him to replay a particular dancehall or reggae song.

Mascot Horror: A subgenre of horror that's often made to attract younger audiences, characterized by a recognizable (usually marketable) mascot. Games in this genre may rely on cheap jump scares and are likely to have extremely convoluted lore. Examples of mascot horror include but are not limited to: Five Nights At Freddy's, Poppy Playtime, and Hello Neighbor.

skirted egg: A person who is bald on top but has hair on the sides and back. Was heard on Trailer Park Boys, where J-Roc told Mr. Lahey he looked like a "skirted egg."

Cumposer: A person who fakes orgasms.

Sautéed: When your friend is high, but instead of being funny, he starts acting pretentious about the weed. This includes a history lesson on the strain or a breakdown on the cannabinoids.

Rock Star parking: Parking up close to the venue being visited.

Burgerpunk: A dystopian punk genre that encompasses the prime elements of Americana culture including Fast-food, unwalkable sprawled cities, huge wholesale retail stores (See Walmart), mass consumerism, music that serves as means of commercial advertisement, uniforms as fashion, and corrupt government corporatocracy.

euromutt: any person who has a wide mix of european ancestory.

protein spill: Any bodily fluid that reqires clean up such as vomit, urine, blood, feces. This term is used most often in theme parks.

clapter: What the audience gives a comedian who's not actually funny, but says things they agree the f*** out of.

Moonlanding: Accidental, unintentional contact between your naked arse-cheeks and another individual's naked arse-cheeks, resulting in a panicked moment of pause, sudden development of perfect posture on bolting upright, butt-hole puckering and the grunted "sorry" cough being elicited. Commonplace at such establishments as gyms or work locker rooms.

yarl: Yarling is the vocalization process of putting a hidden 'R' underneath every syllable in a lame way to sound soulful. Examples of bands that regularly yarl in their vocals; Matchbox 20, Nickleback, Pearl Jam

grey rock: A technique of interacting with your ex to create disinterest. Break the supply of energy to the narcissist. Methodology of ditching your narc abusive ex where you fade out of the picture to avoid being the target. You become just another grey rock in the pile as you blend away to escape the sitch without feeding the beast. A method of becoming boring to slough off the attention of the drama seeking sociopathic narcissist

shred the gnar: to shred the gnar originated in the early days of skateboarding. gnar shredding has become popular for many 'extreme sports' including skiing and snowboarding.

true: Used in response to any phrase. Whether to clarify a statement, agree, avoid a subject or make someone shut the fuck up.

cheese platter: a person who often showcases different cheese demeanours (ie. jokes, stories, comebacks) that may surpass one's standard of someone who is cheesey

McDojo: Martial arts club with no crediblity.

sook: Newfoundland term for "cry baby" or "whiner". One who sulks.

squish: 1. In the asexual community, the equivalent of a "crush", but explicitly lacking an interest in forming a romantic couple or having a sexual relationship with the person in question. It does not matter if they are "in a relationship", as long as you two can have a deep connection. A squish is an intense feeling of attraction, liking, appreciation, admiration for a person you urgently want to get to know better and become close with. It is different from "just wanting to be friends" in that there is an intensity about it and a disproportionate sense of elation when they like and appreciate you back. 2. Such a person can be referred to as your "squish". 3. It can be used as a verb, "to squish on someone".

womp womp: noise of failure or mocking someone who’s experienced something inconvenient.

soup: fall but in a cozy way; clothes, shoes, food, movies, vibes

Shelfie: A picture or portrait of your bookshelf. Showcasing literature IN ALL IT'S GLORY! (This term was originally defined by author Rick Riordan). Not to be confused with selfie .