Urban Dictionary Mugs

loser lap: The art of cruising around a neighborhood multiple times looking for attractive members of the opposite sex. Often performed by losers in crap cars (e.g. "souped up" Hondas).

slobivore: A person who will eat anything in a sloppy and savage-like manner. A sloppy mess of a person. An extremely hungry, sloppy savage.

catio: A cat patio.

frogskin: archaic idiomatic term meaning "dollar bill", derived from the earlier idiom "greenback", so called because of the color of the reverse side of US currency.

hush mode: To be in a state of quietness because of being clowned on.

jobber: * A professional wrestler who frequently and deliberately loses matches. * The act of losing is called jobbing and a frequent loser is referred to as a jobber. It is a mark of disrespect to refer to a wrestler as a jobber, as it implies they are a failure in their career. The term has entered into popular culture, to mean a loser or someone who is worthless, as well as its Italian equivalent, jabroni, a phrase that was made popular by The Rock. Former alternate terms included journeyman (because of jobbers being hired for individual matches and not having contracts with the major promotions), enhancement talent (due to their usage to enhance the stature of their opponent) and ham-n-egger (in reference to the amount of money they make buys them just enough for a Ham and Egg breakfast). Despite the negative sense of the word, some wrestlers have made a career out of jobbing. Barry Horowitz and Steve Lombardi (better known as the "Brooklyn Brawler") made a career out of jobbing, primarily in the World Wrestling Entertainment. A slightly higher position is jobber to the stars, which is a wrestler who still defeats pure jobbers but who consistently loses to top-level or up-and-coming stars. This often happens to popular faces towards the end of their careers, including Tony Garea and Tito Santana. Triple H was given this role from 1996-1997 by Vince McMahon as punishment for the infamous MSG Incident. Many top names in wrestling began their careers as jobbers. Mick Foley and Bret Hart began their careers as jobbers in the 1980s, later going on to greater success in the 1990s after employers began to recognize their talent. Peter Polaco and Terry Gerin were jobbers who later became stars in ECW as Justin Credible and Rhino, respectively.

bolt-ons: 1. Slang term for a pair of breast implants that look unnatural, rock-hard and "bolted" onto their owner's chest much like the stiff, painful looking screws that were bolted on to the side of Frankenstein's neck in the classic horror film. This "bolted-on" look typically happens because of what is called capsular contraction. Capsular contraction is when scar tissue forms in the chest cavity and tightens around the implant(s), making the breast(s) hard and unnatural looking. The "bolted-on" look can also occur when extremely large breast implants are inserted into someone without enough fatty tissue in the breast area. "Bolt-ons" do not look natural. All bad boob jobs where it's obvious that the person has implants can be referred to as "bolt-ons". 2. A messed up boob job. 3. Cause for a malpractice suit.

beer snake: Generally occur at an Australian cricket match, where they only sell light beer in big plastic cups. The empty cups are then stacked together to make a "snake".

anti-haul: A term used to describe new products or items from a company, brand, or seasonal release that you won't be buying. Usually referred to products that create a lot of hype and publicity that most people purchase due to advertising rather than necessity.

God Shot: A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Pretendonitis: A made up injury to get out of doing something

See light: The upgraded version of "touch grass" used for those whom touching grass is too hard of a task. This essentially means that they are even more down bad than those who actually can go outside and touch grass, so instead they simply need to open the door and SEE natural light.

whisper nest: Two butts, in a bed, under the covers, farting silently. Aka, sleeper seepers.

Mogged: When you have so much more muscle and are just overall larger than the person next to you or the group of people you’re around.

Text Neck: The cramp in your neck from too much texting and emailing on your mobile device. texting emailing smart phone cramp neck

Hotwifing: Comes from the Lifestyle term HOTWIFE. A woman who is a hotwife is a woman whose husband likes to share her sexually with other men or likes to watch her have sex with other men and the wife enjoys pleasing her husband this way. This is different from CUCKOLDING wherein the husband is not a SUB. HOTWIFING does not involve humiliation of any of the participants.

Feng shit: The opposite of feng shui. A disordered, shitty, crappy home decorating technique where furniture/wall hangings and rugs are randomly placed.

sail the seven seas: To download software without obtaining a license through financial transaction.

Badussy: Booty, dick and pussy

cushy: easy, pleasasnt - from an Urdu (originally Persian)word 'khwshi' meaning 'happiness' or 'ease'. Came into English directly from India via British Army slang of the early 20th Century. Not to be confused with kushti which comes into English from Romany

ambulance chaser: 1. A lawyer specialising in personal injury claims usually representing people against local authorities or large companies. 2. Derogative description for a personal injury lawyer who specifically seeks out clients for tripping and slipping cases against big companies. Certainly in the US, this is because the lawyer's fee will be a percentage of the client's damages award - therefore making it profitable to find injured former employees of big companies.

Twinning: A take on the popular term "winning," it refers to identical thoughts or behavior, as well as to brilliance.

space cowboy: (n.) Stoner, pothead, somebody who constantly smokes marijuana.

fringe class: An economic class made popular by Frank Reynolds in the TV show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The "fringe class" refers to a set or group of individuals who have sufficient resources to lead a luxurious life; but instead chose to live a reckless, bohemian lifestyle with little to no regard for the quality of their life.

white elephant: Term referring to something not particularly useful that has very high cost of upkeep.

Spiderbro: Spider that is your bro. Spider that brings bug count in house/room to near 0 Dies horrible death Never forget.

asspull: to pull a solution out of one's ass

freaked it: to make more out of a little