Urban Dictionary Mugs

client number nine: The moniker given to New York Governor Elliot Spitzer by the Emperor's Club VIP. Now used to talk about anyone of high social standing when situtations dictate discretion.

ice maker: The opposite of ice breaker. Something you do that makes it super awkward, right after meeting someone.

cheers big ears: An Australianism associated with drinking: When you're about to take a drink, you say "cheers big ears". There are two usual responses: "same goes big nose," or "up your nose with a rubber hose."

awesomeness: 1. An unmeasurable amount of awesomenimity something can produce. 2. Something that qualifies as awesome. 3. With sarcastic use, means that something is not awesome at all. A lower and calmer tone of voice is used, and is generally followed by derogatory physical action such as a shrug or eye rolling.

collateral misinformation: When someone alters a Wikipedia article to win a specific argument, anyone who reads the false article before the "error" is corrected suffers from collateral misinformation.

terrorist voting: When a member of one political party intentionally votes in another party's primary in an attempt to nominate the candidate they feel will lose in an election, thus allowing the their true party-affiliation to win.

sleep slut: One who sleeps frequently and is able to accumulate excess hours of sleep above beyond the mean. Sleep sluts are able to fall asleep indiscriminately and value sleep above all else.

barking spider: What farts are blamed on when there is no dog available.

expiration dating: To start a relationship that has a defined end date; e.g., one of the people is moving soon.

subprime: The term originated in the financial services industry to refer to lower-credit-score borrowers. However, thanks to continuous media use, a much broader audience was exposed to it in 2007 during the credit meltdown. Now, it is used to describe anything that is below standard or less than ideal.

road pizza: a dead animal in the road

pornacopia: An over abundace of porn.

smack talk: The art of telling another person off, belittling them or calling their momma fat, while in the heat of competition.

make it rain: When you're in da club with a stack, and you throw the money up in the air at the strippers. The effect is that it seems to be raining money.

flilf: First lady I'd like to fuck.

WSD: "Write Shit Down". A popular method of organization. Works equally well in one's personal or professional life.

frienvy: Feeling of want or need for something or someone that a friend might have. People often experience frienvy when a close friend of theirs loses weight, gets a promotion, or finds a new boyfriend/girlfriend.

Oscar Bait: A film released during the last two months of the year with a big cast and 'important' subject matter to attract the attention of the Academy.

tri-sexual: the definition of someone who will "try" anything sexual.

avro: Aussie Abrviation of "Afternoon"

fauxtograph: A fauxtograph is a practical joke in which the video setting of a digital camera is used to trick the target into posing for a really long time for what isn't a picture at all.

I approve this message: Phrase you can use when leaving a message on the answering machine of a very political friend or relative.

bragadocious: An adjective describing something or someone that is bragging too much.

Boomed on: In a game of basketball when a defender attempts to stop a dunk and fails. This often occurs to an unaware defender or to a defender that finds out at the last moment and can do nothing to stop what is about to occur. Embarrassment is what the defender is left with afterwards.

craxy: The X is for extra crazy.

dragging balls: taking too much time to complete a task, procrastinating, never ending, slow paced.

Valentime's Day: The 14th of February. It falls on the same day as Valentine's Day except this one is only celebrated by 5 year olds.

Viagrate: To imbue with lasting vigor