Urban Dictionary Mugs

boyfriend bomb: When a female you are interested in casually reveals that she has a boyfriend (intentionally or otherwise).

handy: European slang for Cellular Telephone

uber: The ultimate, above all, the best, top, something that nothing is better than. Also Über

Text Support: Advice, encouragement delivered via text... frequently related to dating and boss hating. Pronounced like tech support.

pomo: Abbreviation for postmodernism. Usually hostile.

Tall Tee: A long T-Shirt that goes down to someone's knees, and commonly worn by people into HipHop culture.

Shituation: n.: a bad situation, 2.: a dramatic, usually negative happening resulting in utter shit in one's life.

fake the funk: (v.) To act with a false ethos surrounding oneself in an attempt to win respect from a certain influential party. Antonym: Keep it real

Q.E.D.: A Mathmeticians way of saying "I win"

bend the block: To drive around a residential neighborhood in a search for fly girlies, preferably with speakers on blast.

proximity infatuation: An infatuation that develops out of close-quarters operation with another person.

Blue Falcon: A general Marine Corps term, meaning "Buddy Fucker". It usually refers to a Marine who is supposed to use the "Buddy System", but chooses to leave his buddies hanging while he goes ahead without them.

I'll pencil you in: This is what a person says when he is making a tentative appointment. "I'll Pencil" (because the appointment can be erased) "you in" (to my schedule book).

Homing from Work: Using work time and resources for personal tasks. See reverse telecommuting, work from home

come correct: To come out rightly. To speak or approach someone with respect, and not with undeniable ignorance. To do something the right way the first time to avoid being bitched by another.

showmance: When actors engage in a romance for the run of a show. Once the run is over so is the romance. The term originated in the theater and moved to movies and scripted television and then reality television. The term has now moved to the populace to discribe any contrived romance.

power outage baby: Years ago, the power went out in San Francisco for a long time. Nine months later, there was a certain increase in birthrate. If you were born nine months aftert a power outage, you are a power outage baby.

web shy: Unwillingness to expose one's thoughts, feelings or identity on the web, knowing that doing so means freaknobs from Baton Rouge to Bangladesh will know everything about you.

bogart: (slang verb) To keep something all for oneself, thus depriving anyone else of having any. A slang term derived from the last name of famous actor Humphrey Bogart because he often kept a cigarette in the corner of his mouth, seemingly never actually drawing on it or smoking it. Often used with weed or joints but can be applied to anything.

Grippin grain: wood grain steering wheel

Textual Relations: To engage in dirty talk with ones partner via text message.

dfl: dead fuckin last. as in a sporting event or race. or anything else you can get last in.

Shralp: To "rip," "shred," or "tear" something up. As in skateboarding or doing very good at something.

IRS: Income Removal System

rut ro: "Uh oh" in scooby doo language.

dk;dc: Don't know; don't care

fud: Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt. Also known as scare tactics, either accomplished by threat or making the opponent doubt his standpoint. Not only used in lawsuits, but also in politics and military propaganda.

office ghost: An employee who maintains a position at a company despite the fact that all of his job duties have been reassigned to other employees. This could be by the ghost's own design or due to restructuring within the department. Office Ghosts are particularly effective when they have a big title that comes with an assistant, and a boss in another location because no one is really sure what they do all day, but they still have the ability to step up and take credit once a project is completed.