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UDI: Unidentified Drinking Injury When one is drunk, one picks up random bruises, aches and pains. At worst, cuts an bruises too.
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obamania: The national obsession with Senator Barack Obama
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400 Calories: Supposedly making out for 20 minutes burns 400 calories. Actually, 400 Kilocalories, but food companies thought it would be easier to denote those things we burn as calories, so what the hell. Apparently metric prefixes are fucking scary.
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facebookable: Content is considered appropriate enough to be viewed by the general public of the facebook community i.e friends/significant others/family/coworkers without having to worry about explaining a sketchy situation
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teafragging: It's teabagging, but in video games. When playing online or split-screen in a First person shooter game, and you've just fragged someone, you walk over the opponent's digital carcass, and then press the crouch command repeatedly to embarass the victim while he or she respawns. It is truly embarassing, and should only be done by professionals. This means you need to earn some respect before you teafrag somebody, or else you will face the wrath of the victim.
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attachment disorder: When a person forgets to attach a document to an e-mail after explicitly stating that it is present.
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disneyfication: The act of taming the world to make it all safe, clean, and completely simlar to a theme park. To remove the sharp edges and darkness that is life.
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Super Tuesday: A weekly ritual taking place on Tuesday in which co-workers and/or friends, participate in. This is usually the highlight of the week.
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GOTV: GOTV is an acronym for Get-Out-The-Vote. It applies to activities which are centered on voter registration and other tatics for increasing public participation in the electoral process.
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superbowl: 30 second clips of men running in between commercials.
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Billary: The political union of Bill and Hillary Clinton.
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ACB: Mnemonic device for "Air Conditioner Booty": a woman whose buttocks, when viewed from the side, resemble a wall-unit air conditioner protruding from a house.
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backseat surfer: Anyone who stands over your shoulder as you use the internet, directing your internet(s) navigation
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Electile Dysfunction: The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party during an election year.
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choreplay: When a woman is turned on by the sight of her husband/boyfriend/partner doing regular household chores, that she would normally be doing.
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yo: A pronoun used in reference to oneself (synonym- me)
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I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers: A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed. The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
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refrigerator blindness: Selective loss of visual acuity in association with common foraging of the refrigerator. Predominantly seen in children and males.
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box lock: The female equivalent of a cock block.
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PMS: A powerful spell that women are put under about once every month, which gives them the strength of an ox, the stability of a Window's OS, and the scream of a banshee. Basically, man's worst nightmare.
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car booger: A chunk of ice or hard slush, usually dark brown, which is found in the middle of, or alongside, the road in winter, having fallen off a passing car. It builds up like a stalactite behind the wheel from dirty road slush being thrown up there and sticking. Also known in some quarters as a slurd.
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Bush league: Also see Bushleague. Adj. 1) Below good standards, not good or incorrect. Pitiful, poor, terrible, awful, bad, sucky,
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tanking: When a sports team loses on purpose. Usually done at the end of the season to secure a better draft pick for next year.
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California Car Pool: When each member of a group uses their own car to go to the same destination. Typically, describing the case where the group is together at the start or close enough to share rides.
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cuddlingus: The act of cuddling, spooning, or snuggling. When two or more people lay down in an intertwined fashion.
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wdt: Acronym for "who does that?" -- spoken incredulously.
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spendy: expensive
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reality distortion field: reality-distortion field n. An expression used to describe the persuasive ability of managers like Steve Jobs (the term originated at Apple Computer in the 1980's to describe his peculiar charisma). Those close to these managers become passionately committed to possibly insane projects, without regard to the practicality of their implementation or competitive forces in the marketpace.