Urban Dictionary Mugs

i olo'd: Means "I only laughed once". Usually said when something isn't really that funny. Opposite of "i lol'd".

fourth of july: The day people light things on fire, and blame it on loving their country.

fakebook: Adding friends to facebook who you don't particularly like, socialize with or think you are friends with.

Dress Flops: When the new young preps have two pairs of Rainbows flip flops and one of which they concider new and clean enough for fomal occasions.

carbon guilt: The feeling of guilt for using too much carbon, e.g. too much air travel, driving to the corner shop in the car, etc

Alculate: To calculate how cost effective an alcoholic beverage is. Otherwise known as the cost per shot ratio.

ITYF: Acronym for 'I think you'll find' Because sometimes FYI just isn't irritating and smug enough.

gay crashing: (phrase): for a heterosexual to enter an LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans) event such as a Pride parade or festival. Coined by Natasha Bedingfield in an interview about Milwaukee's Pridefest in Summer of 2008, referring to gate crashing, but the interviewer heard "gate" as "gay," which was equally appropriate.

Good Push: A “Tip-of-the-Hat”, if you will, after a bystander passes gas in an egregious manner. Basically it is your vote of approval during post-flatulence that the individual did indeed go above and beyond the normal farting standards.

Frisbeetarianism: The philosophy that when you die, your soul goes up on a roof and gets stuck. (George Carlin)

email bail: using email to back out or ditch on plans, dates and even relationships.

interesting: (adj) Something which arouses no interest at all. Used to politely avoid admitting this, which indirectly expresses your indifference.

courtesy wash: The common practice of men, where after using a public restroom, instead of actually washing their hands, they simply slightly dampen them under the sink and then dry them on the pants or a paper towel. Thus giving the illusion that they did in fact wash their hands.

sporn: Porn created with the game Spore.

Eroticon: A sexually explicit animated icon used in chat conversations.

photobombing: Intentionally posing in other people's photos, for a later surprise. Usually people making funny faces in the background, without the knowledge of the main subjects of the photo.

bio: Used in many MMORPG's to indicate that you will be away to go to the restroom.

htf: How the fuck.

chugger: Charity Mugger. One of those people who stands in the street with a big brightly-coloured bib and quite possibly a clipboard soliticing donations to the Feline Liberation Army or some other worthy cause.

hulk out: To become enraged; to lose one's temper, clothing and power of coherent speech before embarking on a spree of violence and wanton destruction. After the comicbook character who turned from an unregarded geek into a thundering green mass of unstoppable fury.

daddy badge: Vomit or snot from a baby found around the upper chest or shoulders of their father which shows the world that they are a parent.

dr. feelgood: Personification given to mainly booze, and sometimes referring to other drugs. Generally used to refer to drugs when a person is feeling down and a person is saying it's what they need and/or use to feel better.

baby mama: The mother of your child(ren), whom you did not marry and with whom you are not currently involved.

Word Vomit: A point in a conversation where you say something that you really didn't mean to.

hypermiling: Driving techniques and car mods aimed at increasing your gas mileage to the absolute max. Often practiced with a Toyota Prius or other hybrid vehicle.

Trill: An adjective used in hip-hop culture to describe someone who is considered to be well respected, coming from a combination of the words "true" and "real".

iBrick: Apple's iPhone before activation. Refers to how useless it is when it can't do anything, and its striking resemblance to a brick.

yellow listed: a person who does not wash their hands after urinating is placed on the 'yellow list', or they are 'yellow listed'