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Wear your words with pride
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niteflix: Dreams so complex in plot and rich in production value that they seem like feature length films.
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shatpost: past tense of shitpost
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multislacking: Doing multiple slacker-esque things concurrently.
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Nicecore: Nicecore is a form of entertainment showcasing from the protagonist interacting with other characters in a story with altruistic actions and a optimistic view on others and the world around them. While they may already have or, end up doing so for others throughout the story, the protagonist inspires them to do the same: just be nice. Being nice no matter what. Because we never know what someone else is going through. And if you can be that shining light for them - even in a brief moment; of holding the door for others, letting someone go ahead of you in a check out line who has fewer items than you, saying 'Thank you're with a smile, or even just a smile - those seemingly "insignificant" moments can change someone's day. They can change the world. Even if someone doesn't reciprocate, don't let it change you. Move forward and continue on your mission to be the one to change someone's else day when the moment arises. Altruism isn’t a passive force. Mister Rogers used to say, “Love isn’t a state of perfect caring, it is an active noun like ‘struggle.’ To love someone is to drive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and right now.”
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body horror: A genre – for film, books, comics, etc. – in which the main feature is the graphically depicted destruction or degeneration of a human body or bodies. This usually involves one or more of the following; aliens, bloating, blood, bones, fungi, humiliation, involuntary transformation, parasites, puss, screaming, sex, torture and xenogenesis . It is not for the faint of heart of weak of stomach.
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rediculous: v. To diculous again
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America: This text has been found in violation of H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A. and has been removed
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DOOM box: Box of various stuff, often gathered over time. Doom boxes originate from cleaning sprees under time pressure. Usually it is the intention of a doom box creator to postpone organizing the stuff in a doom box. Many people interpret doom boxes by the well know and often used acronym "Didn't Organize, Only Moved". sometimes also called "doom bags".
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me hoy minoy: A phrase used towards an individual's significant other during sexy times to pleasure and/or excite them. It is most known to work on those who are attracted to Doodlebob, marine biologists, people who really fucking like sponges, people with gibberish kinks, and/or those who enjoy the Shrek movies.
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Notes app apology: An apology that a person (mostly influencers and celebrities) type out on the notes app (more particularly the notes app on an iPhone). They are usually a quick apology so the writer can do damage control if that celebrity or influencer gets canceled or called out for something that is usually controversial. It’s hard to tell if a notes app apology is sincere since they can constructed by ones management, publicist or team. They are commonly uploaded to social media sites such as Twitter and Instagram.
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wordlefucker: The person who tells you the answer to Wordle before you have a chance to solve the puzzle yourself.
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mid: Used to insult or degrade an opposing opinion, labeling it as average or poor quality.
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oomf: Oomf stands for "one of my followers" on twitter.
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prayed up: The action of keeping your mind right. Also meaning not acting a fool, and knowing how to handle yourself
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vibe shift: Coined by trend forecaster Sean Monahan, a vibe shift describes the emergence of a “new era of cool.” Fashion is a realm that experiences frequent vibe shifts, especially with the arrival of a new decade. Gone are the days when frosted tips and low-rise jeans and Abercrombie & Fitch were in. We’re in the midst of a vibe shift right now with the widespread lifting of Covid-19 protocols and restrictions. We’re going out again and adapting in new ways to our environment; some will survive the shifting tides, and some won’t.
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socketeering: A completely platonic act of intimacy in which one party (possessing an outty belly button) connects with another party (possessing an inny belly button) by inserting or “socketing” the corresponding body parts like matching puzzle pieces
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Easter Bussy: 1. An unfortunate pun made by the Anchorage People Mover, a local transit authority for the largest city in Alaska, on Easter weekend 2022 to promote use of their bus service. In a post made to facebook, Anchorage People Mover suggested the Easter Bussy (a bus adorned with bunny ears pictured in the post) be a new mascot for the spring holiday. 2. A bussy, or boy pussy, enjoyed during Easter. One does not simply tap the Easter Bussy on Easter, but does so because it is Easter. An Easter Bussy is a festive bussy. 3. A portmanteau of Easter Bunny and pussy; the orifice with which one has sex with the Easter Bunny.
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grindset: noun: The state of mind one puts oneself in, in order to outperform fears, insecurities, doubts, and anxieties, to achieve the seemingly impossible and step into their greatness.
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geek rich: When a person has a small, minimally furnished apartment, and low quality car, because they spend all of their money on all of the newest high-end electronics. These can include T.V.'s, sound systems, computers, cell phones, etc. Similar to the concept of being hood rich.
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zipless fuck: A usually spontaneous sexual encounter between strangers with little or no personal information exchanged. The highest plateau of casual sex.
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Poison Pill: In business a tactic used by a company threatened with an unwelcome takeover bid to make itself unattractive to the bidder. A similar method is used in a social setting when one person attempts to deflect or show a lack of interest expressed by another by making his or herself appear socially unattractive or unobtainable.
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bromeopathic medicine: When you're feeling sick or down, hanging out with your bros can provide a therapeutic effect, thus alleviating whatever symptoms you may have been experiencing.
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Dream Blunt Rotation: A caption that is used with groups of celebrities or other famous icons that the author would like to smoke weed with.
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hallyuwood: Informal term to describe Asian films in, but not limited to, South Korea. Hallyuwood originally came from South Korea as it incorporated the words hallyu (which means Korean wave) and -wood which is inspired from Hollywood. Hallyuwood is now used to informally describe films from Asia.
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Blursed: Simultaneously blessed and cursed by a situation, object, person, etc.
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Fighting Demons: An expression used to signify a person fighting against an inner battle. Often due to traumatic experiences or depression. And It can also mean they have a desire to do drugs, be violent, etc. These issues can really fuck your mindset and drive you away from being happy. This term isn’t really directed to actual demons anymore.
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Stresslaxing: (v.) Being so stressed that relaxing makes you more stressed because you're not working on what's making you stressed.
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Metamour: Literally, meta = with; about + amor = love. The partner of one's partner, with whom one does not share a direct sexual or loving relationship