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Contextomy: The art of removing words from a sentence (or a sentence from a paragraph) to change its context completely. Used commonly in movie posters when a film critic in their review has said something uncomplimentary. Also known as "false attribution" and is related closely to "quotation mining".

squick: 1. Noun. The physical sense of repulsion upon encountering a concept or situation one finds disgusting. 2. Noun. A situation or concept which engenders this reaction. 3. Verb, transitive. To cause someone to have this reaction. 4. Verb, intransitive. To experience this reaction. The concept of the "squick" differs from the concept of "disgust" in that "squick" refers purely to the physical sensation of repulsion, and does not imply a moral component. Stating that something is "disgusting" implies a judgement that it is bad or wrong. Stating that something "squicks you" is merely an observation of your reaction to it, but does not imply a judgement that such a thing is universally wrong. The statement "kiddie porn squicks me" and "kiddie porn disgusts me" may both be true. In my case, the second sentence is true, and I assume that the first is also true, but, having never encountered it, I have no way of knowing for sure. In general, distinguishing between "squick" and "disgust" is an important part of living in a tolerant society. It is my contention that most anti-gay attitudes, for instance, are the result of people finding that gay sex squicks them -- and, because they don't know about the concept of the "squick", they assume that gay sex DISGUSTS them, which implies that there is something morally objectionable about it.

hopefilet: When a man attempts to prepare a meal for a woman with the main course consisting of any type of fileted meat or fish in hopes of wooing his dinner guest.

Morb: This is a verb for when Morbius gets angry and attacks you. Nobody really knows what he does when he Morbs but you don't want it to happen to you. He can morb all over you and it can be very life threatening and must seek medical attention IMMEDIETLY

a friend of Dorothy: Homosexual; a gay or queer man. Gay historians say that the term came into popular use in the 1950's as gays and lesbians developed a special connection with Judy Garland, whose ballads of hope and despair and whose relentless spirit, and tragic history, mirrored their struggles in everyday life. She wasn't the first diva or drama queen, but certainly the one who resonated the most to a generation of gays and lesbians. Garland's most famous role -- as the ever-optimistic and wistful Dorothy in the 1939 classic "The Wizard of Oz" -- gave gays and lesbians a "secret" code word which they could use to refer to themselves. At cocktail parties or company gatherings where one could not be comfortably "out and proud," gays would inquire discreetly of each other, "Are you a 'Friend of Dorothy?'" The wink-wink admission of "I am, too!" would likely lead to fabulous and fast bonding in an age when gay bars were clandestine, and in some cases dangerous. Today, the term is used mostly by Baby Boomers and an older generation of gays and lesbians; the gay members of MTV kids and Generations X and Y would probably not recognize the meaning of "FOD" unless they learned it from some older friends!

unlightening: A process of "learning" something that makes you feel dumber.

a-whole-nother: Refers to a subject that is vastly or categorically set apart from the previous subject. Unique in the English language as one of the few 'infixes' (as opposed to prefix or suffix). Other infixes include re-fucking-diculous.

Protip: To offer advice or suggestion to resolve a problem. Often used in context of emphasizing common sense, a very strong opinion, or to belittle/mock a person's point of view. Likely taken from GamePro magazine, which used the term as early as 1989 in conjunction with screengrabs of video to capture reader's attention to offer advice on completing video games and tying the term into the publication's title.

Ted Cruise: When you're desperately needed because of an unfolding catastrophe, but you skip out to go somewhere less stressful.

Headass: A derogatory term for a person whose constant social faux pas, obnoxious mannerisms, unrealistic expectations and general ineptitude render them bothersome to an inordinate degree.

afk: Away From Keyboard.

copaganda: 1. Propaganda released by police or sheriff's departments which present a rosey view of what police work entails. 2. Images of police officers rescuing kittens from trees and fixing children's bicycles. 3. Articles written about "hero" cops who save lives but ignore all of the tazer deaths and corruption in the unit. 4. The group think or gang mentality that is displayed by some members of the police force which asserts that police can do no wrong and are therefore above the laws they are supposed to enforce.

TAKE A BREAK: That's all there is for now.

Out of pocket: to say something too far or someone that acts so goofy that no definition can express

woo-woo: (see also woowoo) adj. descriptive of an event or person espousing New Age theories such as energy work, crystal magic, Reiki, bizarrely restrictive diets, or supernatural/paranormal/psychic occurrences; often has studied in an authentic religious tradition such as Hinduism or Zen Buddhism, but now practices an Eastern-influenced yet severely watered-down and Westernized pseudo-mysticism; can also be a synonym for sketchy, probably because Santa Fe, NM and Sedona, AZ, self-proclaimed woo-woo capitals of the world, also have a large and skeptical rock climbing population

rigga morris: A term that is a synonym for the word "Rigged" coined by Alyssa Edwards during RPDR AS2.

up-to-hate: Simply being ready/in the mood to just senselessly hate on someone/something . Up-To-Hate is a unique combination of words similar to Up-To-Date, but instead of the meaning being well informed about an event, topic or person it means that you are ready to hate on someone or something in order to keep them in place, cope with something or just because you feel like being an asshole towards others.

Elongate: A scandal involving Elon Musk

On my way: When a "friend" refers to a period in time where they are THINKING about leaving but could actually arrive in anywhere from 1 to 6 hours (usually later than sooner).

fictosexual: Fictosexuality is the sexual attraction towards fictional characters.

sameshitting: repackaging the same shit and selling it off as something new

soft yes: A casual affirmative response that someone can use if they do not want to be wholly committed or if the answer is subject to change.

meatspace: Deriving from cyberpunk novels, meatspace is the world outside of the 'net-- that is to say, the real world, where you do things with your body rather than with your keyboard. William Gibson's novels (Neuromancer, Mona Lisa Overdrive, and Count Zero in particular) note the difference between the 'Net of the console cowboys and the world of the meat outside.

ick: Something someone does that is an instant turn-off for you, making you instantly hate the idea of being with them romantically.

slowmaxxing: slowmaxxing is the pinnacle of a slow paced life. It is a term popularized on Twitter by @robyns_quill. Its derivatives are snailmaxxing or the "Kyle Anderson" Method. Take your time with the little mundane things and see how much more you will appreciate life and God's creation. Less anxiety, more gratitude.

ngmi: Never gonna make it

YSL: abbreviation for "young stoner life". commonly used by young thug

bledina: ukr. ble’dina — a noun that is used by Ukrainians to identify a russian missile. Was specifically used during air rides to warn civilians about the flying missiles across the country. Roughly can be translated into “deadly ugly fucking bitch” First was used as a term to describe air raids in Kharkiv group on Telegram “Huyeviy Kharkov” although spelled in russian as blyadina because it is a russian speaking group (Kharkiv is mostly russian speaking city, although many people are trying to forget it there now).