Urban Dictionary Tees

cyberfucked: When one is a victim of overpaying for a new Tesla Cybertruck only to literally have everything stop working out of the blue three days later, and now you're cyberstuck.

Grey Collar: People who work beyond the age of retirement, such as firefighters, police officers, health care professionals, and security guards.

Release The Bogus: Before you release the beast, occasionally you need to release the bogus. It makes you a better fighter.

Beige flag: Something that's neither good nor bad but makes you pause for a minute when you notice it and then you just continue on. something odd

trashion: fashionable items made from found or recycled materials

bridalplasty: Receiving plastic surgery (or surgeries) in anticipation of one's wedding, as popularized by the megahit E! documentary series entitled Bridalplasty

Goldfishing: When someone is so fucked up, they head in one direction with a goal in mind but half-way there, forget that goal and wander off in a random direction with or without another goal in mind. Term comes from goldfish in an aquarium acting the same way due to their seconds-long memory.

peelers: the scum bag police force of Northern Ireland also referred to as the PSNI, RUC or those black bastards named after Sir Robert Peel , who founded the metropoltain police in Britain and the 6 counties.

Jetway Jesus: When people fake the use of a wheelchair to get early boarding on a flight, but when the flight lands and they are miraculously able to walk off the plane on their own two feet, they've been "healed" by Jetway Jesus.

guy height: How tall a guy claims to be-- usually 1 or 2 inches taller than his actual height.

Thot Experiment: Trying on a sexy/slutty outfit in the comfort of one’s home

Ol' beep boop: Too respond to emotional advances with distance (e.g. as a robot might). To respond coldly to another's codependence.

Heat Check: A heat check is when you do something to check to see how hot you are. In basketball, this is done by taking a crazy shot to see if you are so hot, you can even make ridiculous shots. It is the most direct, non-subtle attempt to score with no strategy at all. In pursuing women, a heat check is a simple, direct statement made to a woman to see if she will be interested. A man is “just checking” to see if it works without needing more clever methods. The best heat checks involve minimal risk, because they are harmlessly “just checking” and not a full-blown attempt.

Grassy-ass: 'Thank you' in Spanish the way a tourist might say it. Also referring to the behind of someone who sat in a field for too long.

Ego lifting: The act of lifting heavy weights for the sole purpose of impressing other people in the room. This is usually done with awful form and gratuitous grunting noises.

plumb: Extremely, entirely, absolutely. The correct spelling of the word as it is used, especially in the Deep South, is plumb, not plum.

yankee doodles: The anxiety one feels upon overhearing someone say something 'patriotic' that in reality, is terrifying. The political heebie-jeebies.

Celebrotion: Celebrating only with your male friends. Similar to a stag or bachelor party, but applicable to any celebration worthy event. Also: Celebrote, Celebroting

napuccino: ..a coffee nap. . Consuming coffee or other caffeinated products right before taking a cat nap. By drinking 150-200mg of caffeine right before a 20 min nap you will supercharge your afternoon .. It takes the caffeine 20 min to get into the bloodstream and 45 until completely absorbed- essentially, the stimulation of the caffeine will take effect just as you wake up. Making for an incredible nap and productive rest of the day.

chiptune: A type of music comprised of 8-bit music and sounds and sometimes modern day percussion, resembling old video games, and is always compiled in an extremely upbeat melody that makes you want to shoot rainbows out of your mouth.

Seasonal Edging: Close to the end of one season, when you get a day or two of weather typical of the upcoming season.

billionheir: A person set to inherit a fortune which will make them a billionaire.

thought daughter: a very emotionally active young teenage woman. Usually fw literature, music and bed rotting. Will usually have a superb music taste and enjoys overthinking everything.

Autism nest: Nesting, or an autism nest is a collection of blankets, pillows and other soft and comforting things typically in a bunch or pile. This behavior is commonly found in autistic people.

Sharenting: Combination of two words; parenting and sharing. When parents share too much of their children's information, pictures and private moments online, mostly on Facebook.

flobbing: adam lambert’s word for when you are talking to someone and looking for your straw with your tongue while not breaking eye contact with said person

Sister in Divorce: Also known as SID - Two women that share the same ex husband but who have bonded through experience through growth and healing.

Gossip sneezing: It's a word that was originated in the Love Island game and it is used to refer to someone that sniffs out gossip from one or more people and then spreads it to alot of people, just like how someone might sneeze improperly and the snot would touch alot of people