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Dummy Thicc: When your ass cheeks clap so loud everyone around you hears

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The Winter Arc: A time where every man must face the mental and physical challenges of winter. A time to put your head down and get things done.

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Medio meco: Definition of a “Medio Meco”Spanish slang word for A rich,spoiled,company offspring with zero life or work history,got their job because 1 or both of their parents work or worked at that company,entitled and usually have mirroring narcissism’s. “Half a sperm” in English

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Buttery: In skateboarding, When a skateboarder land a trick either at the same speed he was going when he started the trick, or to land perfectly clean or straight

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dental work: Hollywood code for plastic surgery (such as boob jobs, brow lifts, liposuction, tummy tucks, etc.). Coined by comedienne Kathy Griffin, who has had plenty of "dental work" herself. Used to subtly indicate someone has plastic surgery.

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taco friend: This is someone that you share a love of yummy foods with, but not much else. You meet up and get tacos or pho or something and just eat and don't really connect emotionally. This may be someone you went to school with or worked with and eat out of common eating interests, but not much else anymore.

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Vubbing: Vubbing (portmanteau of ‘voice over’ and dubbing) is the use of generative AI to digitally alter lip and facial movements to match different translations of a film’s dialogue track.

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Lake Flaccid: Lake Flaccid is when you're trying to sleep with a girl but you can't get a hard on.

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Nowcaster: A person giving accurate weather information based on the present weather conditions (rain, snow, sunny, etc.) To look out the window and nowcast the conditions.

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poltergeese: I personally think that the plural form of “poltergeist” should be “poltergeese” because it just makes sense .

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Omninom: All Hungry, All devouring

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schmuck insurance: A contract clause inserted to prevent looking like an idiot

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Tendies: Tendie (plural Tendies) (food, colloquial, usually in the plural) A chicken tender. A common unit of measurement used by the Apes of the WallStreetBets Subreddit to determine the number of gains a user has made in the Stonk Market.

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Midwest Princess: he term Midwest Princess can be open to interpretation and often varies based on individual perspectives. Generally, it refers to a distinct persona or aesthetic seen in certain regions of the American Midwest. Characteristics commonly associated with a Midwest Princess include: Fashion Choices: They might be seen wearing camouflage attire, bedazzled jeans, and Ed Hardy tops. Tattoos: Poorly done tattoo sleeves are also a recognizable feature. Pageantry: The term can extend to those who hold titles such as Princess Kay or other Midwest pageant winners. Overall, a Midwest Princess embodies a blend of regional pride, unique fashion sense, and a sometimes whimsical or eclectic approach to style and identity.

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wave of death: It occurs in traffic and often leads to a bad accident. One car is stopped. Another car coming in the opposite direction wants to turn left in front of the stopped car. The driver of the stopped car waves as if to say "it's OK to make the left turn in front of me". However, in the empty lane to the right of the stopped car, here comes another car whose driver has no idea that the left-turning car got the OK wave. The left-turning car and the car in the empty lane hit together usually pretty hard. Thus, the wave of death.

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oldhead: A young person who acts older than they are. Usually in their early 20s.

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Rockegnize: To recognize a famous musician, aka rockstar

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Ye Olde Bussy: Ye Olde Bussy is an old man who is willing to be a bottom but has also been a bottom for a while.

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Jobby: A portmanteau of "Job" and "Hobby"; usually derived from the fact you live paycheck to paycheck in a capitalist hellscape, Your Hobby becomes a source of side-hustle income that you tend to rely on, rather than it simply being a way to relax and gain enrichment as a human. Ironically, as a nod to the definition across the pond, it does, in fact, feel like shit.

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No Worries: The most common phrase in the Australian vocabulary. May be used adequately in situations ranging from benign endings to conversations to matters of earth shattering importance.

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Woat: Worst Of All Time. Opposite of Goat meaning Greatest Of All Time

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sensy girl: A Sensy Girl is a cool chill girl who can handle her weed. The word “sensy” is derived from “Sensimilla,” the female strain of the cannibas plant, and in particular, its Caribbean nickname. As popularized by the hit single "Sensy Girl" by Gino McKoy from the Lumina soundtrack

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show show way: a Chinese internet slang equivalent to “收收味” meaning literally "stop emitting your odor", used to criticize people who's being overly dramatic in one's actions or speech in the public/online. You can use "show show way/收收味" to ask those people to behave more appropriately.

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2spooky4me: A word that is used on the internet (sarcastically) to point out if something is scary, however, the use of it is commonly seen on YouTube videos featuring the song of: Spooky Scary Skeletons in accompany of another popular phrase: "You have been spooked by the spookeh skeleton" Another common (sarcastic) alternative is "3spooky5me" which is an even bigger over used joke.

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Horseback Jesus: A person who resides in an area who is well known by locals and can often be seen around the place

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Oldtaku: An elder otaku. The highest population of oldtaku are Gen X-ers and Millenials. These otaku were around when anime was on VHS tapes and/or during the transition from VHS to DVDs that had to be purchased in stores such as Suncoast or SamGoody. They most likely watched anime on Midnight Run and pirated anime on their windows 95. Oldtaku are not restricted to watching only vintage anime, however if you tell them you are a fan of Evangelion or Cowboy Bebop you better be talking about the originals.

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Fog Juice: The amount of precipitation that is more than a mist but less than rain.

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Idiot Plot: A narrative where it's conflict lies with characters not recognizing or being oblivious to key information that would resolve the conflict,hence the name "idiot plot" because everyone involved is an idiot.