Urban Dictionary Tees

Thot Experiment: Trying on a sexy/slutty outfit in the comfort of one’s home

Ol' beep boop: Too respond to emotional advances with distance (e.g. as a robot might). To respond coldly to another's codependence.

Heat Check: A heat check is when you do something to check to see how hot you are. In basketball, this is done by taking a crazy shot to see if you are so hot, you can even make ridiculous shots. It is the most direct, non-subtle attempt to score with no strategy at all. In pursuing women, a heat check is a simple, direct statement made to a woman to see if she will be interested. A man is “just checking” to see if it works without needing more clever methods. The best heat checks involve minimal risk, because they are harmlessly “just checking” and not a full-blown attempt.

Grassy-ass: 'Thank you' in Spanish the way a tourist might say it. Also referring to the behind of someone who sat in a field for too long.

Ego lifting: The act of lifting heavy weights for the sole purpose of impressing other people in the room. This is usually done with awful form and gratuitous grunting noises.

plumb: Extremely, entirely, absolutely. The correct spelling of the word as it is used, especially in the Deep South, is plumb, not plum.

yankee doodles: The anxiety one feels upon overhearing someone say something 'patriotic' that in reality, is terrifying. The political heebie-jeebies.

Celebrotion: Celebrating only with your male friends. Similar to a stag or bachelor party, but applicable to any celebration worthy event. Also: Celebrote, Celebroting

napuccino: ..a coffee nap. . Consuming coffee or other caffeinated products right before taking a cat nap. By drinking 150-200mg of caffeine right before a 20 min nap you will supercharge your afternoon .. It takes the caffeine 20 min to get into the bloodstream and 45 until completely absorbed- essentially, the stimulation of the caffeine will take effect just as you wake up. Making for an incredible nap and productive rest of the day.

chiptune: A type of music comprised of 8-bit music and sounds and sometimes modern day percussion, resembling old video games, and is always compiled in an extremely upbeat melody that makes you want to shoot rainbows out of your mouth.

Seasonal Edging: Close to the end of one season, when you get a day or two of weather typical of the upcoming season.

swimfan: adj. one who exibits stalker-like behavior

billionheir: A person set to inherit a fortune which will make them a billionaire.

thought daughter: a very emotionally active young teenage woman. Usually fw literature, music and bed rotting. Will usually have a superb music taste and enjoys overthinking everything.

Autism nest: Nesting, or an autism nest is a collection of blankets, pillows and other soft and comforting things typically in a bunch or pile. This behavior is commonly found in autistic people.

Sharenting: Combination of two words; parenting and sharing. When parents share too much of their children's information, pictures and private moments online, mostly on Facebook.

flobbing: adam lambert’s word for when you are talking to someone and looking for your straw with your tongue while not breaking eye contact with said person

Sister in Divorce: Also known as SID - Two women that share the same ex husband but who have bonded through experience through growth and healing.

Gossip sneezing: It's a word that was originated in the Love Island game and it is used to refer to someone that sniffs out gossip from one or more people and then spreads it to alot of people, just like how someone might sneeze improperly and the snot would touch alot of people

A close encounter of the athletic kind: A phrase that many AI written articles use to describe a sporting event (usually High School). If an article includes this phrase, chances are it’s a box score stretched out into an article with no real player names given whatsoever.

mewing: A technique attributed to a British orthodontist named Mike Mew that involves putting pressure on the roof of your mouth with your tongue to try and change the shape of your face by moving your maxilla up and forwards with the lateral pressure of your tongue. This fits into the broader looksmax approach to self-modification in the name of love and romance.

shark coochie board: A shark coochie board is currently a popular assortment of deconstructed Lunchables, including processed meat pieces, cheese products, dried up old fruits you have laying around, leftover bread, and nuts you find between the couch cushions, etc., all artfully arranged on a board you've been saving for a project for a while. Derived from 15th century French "charcuterie".

Queen shit: A bad bitch. A feminine person who be killing it. No standards. No context. She's in her bag.

mall-walking: When people get to a certain age they walk around the mall instead of walking outside.

Hope Dealers: HopeDealers are people that go around Slingin’ HOPE in the name of JESUS. Specifically, in recovery groups. They testify, they meet, they greet, they support others in their outreach to communities. Every mode of transportation and every social media is used to get the word out to the broken-hearted in this world. JESUS is the way to full restoration. The Hope Dealers know they are not their past and God has done such a miracle through Jesus in them, they just can’t shut up about it.

Hairography: Choreography using a lot of dance movement with the head that causes the hair to thrash about.

toilet bowl scholar: Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.

New York Sock Exchange: When everyone in the household gets together to match up socks with a missing partner.