Urban Dictionary Tees

Ok?: The rudest way possible to say ok

fellatial: adj: a house, apartment, or dwelling worthy of a blowjob at some point in the evening.

quick lit: Expression that encompasses both chick lit and dick lit. Essentially quick lit is light, contemporary fiction that is quickly and easily read and (most often) takes place in an urban environment.

Recession Pop: Ok youre poor and you have no prospects but hey, isn’t this song good?

Christian Girl Autumn: When a group of girls is so over the summer heat and can’t wait for it to be pumpkin spice latte drinking, sweater wearing, church going, leggings season.

idgaf war: idgaf wars happen once things become awkward between you and an ex/friend and you and/or them pretend not to care for each other by avoiding each other and conversation, although you both acknowledge how each other is doing and what they are doing.

Alphet: Outfit, especially an "alt" e.g. alternative (uncommon, special, different) outfit. Term extremely popularized in 2020 on the Tiktok app.

what the fuck is a kilometer: WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (GUNSHOTS) (EAGLE CRIES)

Full Zen: The opposite of "Full Send". Rather than doing something full throttle and without regard for consequences, Full Zen is doing it with the utmost care and thoughtful consideration and intense relaxed focus.

Greasing the Union: A phrase, coined in the series The Sopranos, referring to performing homosexual acts with tradesmen and other various construction workers.

ass out hug: When you're on a date out with someone and you don't want to get too close so you hug with your ass out. (or far apart/away from the other person.)

croakies: Name for the sunglasses strap first used by contractors, fishermen, golfers, etc, then made popular on college campuses in the south by fraternity guys. Considered by some to be the hallmark of the frat boy, much as the Vera Bradley purse is to the sorority girl.

heinz 57: Used to describe a person who is a mixed blood of many nationalities, also for a dog that is a mix of many breeds.

Breakback Mountain: Tennis - when someone is multiple sets/breaks down, leaving a mountain to climb in order to win.

slop: (Noun) Low quality - often implying mass-production. Typically used when referring to media. Common sources of slop include content generated via artificial intellegence, content farmers, corporations, news sites, notable figures, and other bountiful sources of cringe or brainrot. Adapted from the farming term "slop" - low-quality wet food leftovers fed to pigs.

Dolphins: They jump in the waves Their beauty astonishing Acting like dancers Sleek bodies, fins, tails Underwater, out again Swimming through the sea Dazzled me when I saw Catching fish their only goal Took my breath away

meowsician: A meower that meows meowing at meowing concerts professionally, as in for meowney. Usually results in a big round of a-paws. Since cats are the best meowers, statistically speaking, the meowsician's guild and meowsician's union recieve much of their funding from the Ameowican Isn't-real Purr-blic A-furrs Catmeowtee, a group that lobbied Congress to make it illegal to criticize cats in any way, or to compare outdoor cats to invasive species through the "Antimeowmeowtism Awareness Act".

Teddy Bro: A teddy bro is a larger, masculine dude that has a huge soft side. He can talk sports, lifting or MMA for days, but then gush over candles at Bath and Body Works or live for spa days. Teddy Bro's are usually very likable and have a lot of friends since they can appeal to many different cultural sub-groups. Important to note, that not all teddy bros are gay.

Vibetide: A sudden, overwhelming wave of emotion or mood that washes over someone, often influenced by the atmosphere, music, or people around them. A vibetide can be positive or negative and is usually intense but temporary.

cyberfucked: When one is a victim of overpaying for a new Tesla Cybertruck only to literally have everything stop working out of the blue three days later, and now you're cyberstuck.

Grey Collar: People who work beyond the age of retirement, such as firefighters, police officers, health care professionals, and security guards.

Release The Bogus: Before you release the beast, occasionally you need to release the bogus. It makes you a better fighter.

Beige flag: Something that's neither good nor bad but makes you pause for a minute when you notice it and then you just continue on. something odd

trashion: fashionable items made from found or recycled materials

bridalplasty: Receiving plastic surgery (or surgeries) in anticipation of one's wedding, as popularized by the megahit E! documentary series entitled Bridalplasty

peelers: the scum bag police force of Northern Ireland also referred to as the PSNI, RUC or those black bastards named after Sir Robert Peel , who founded the metropoltain police in Britain and the 6 counties.

Jetway Jesus: When people fake the use of a wheelchair to get early boarding on a flight, but when the flight lands and they are miraculously able to walk off the plane on their own two feet, they've been "healed" by Jetway Jesus.

guy height: How tall a guy claims to be-- usually 1 or 2 inches taller than his actual height.