Urban Dictionary Tees

ain't about that life: When someone, usually trying to be gangster, is stressing how he does not like how something is run or what they didn't do in a situation.

Work birthday: The anniversary of the day you started working at a particular business. Not normally celebrated (unless it's a big one like 10 years, 20 years, etc) but sometimes acknowledged by the person, co-workers or the boss.

Phosphorus Bromide: Nerdspeak for Pabst Blue Ribbon. The chemical symbol for Phosphorus Bromide is PBr. PBR is the acronym for Pabst Blue Ribbon.

active cuddler: One who cuddles with intent. Generally to escalate to penetration, but always to grind one's genitals against another person; regardless of their state of consciousness

Concentration marks: The red marks you get on your elbows/forearms from resting your arms on your knees after having spent a long time on the toilet.

fapidextrous: The ability to masturbate with equal efficiency using either hand.

do it for the vine: A term used by people making Vines, to do ANYTHING it takes for entertainment or comedic purposes.

friend flash: Noun. An exposure of breast or genitalia by a good friend.

bp;dr: "behind paywall, didn't read" Etymology: An adaptation of tl;dr.

presstitute: A member of the media who will alter their story and reporting based on financial interests or other ties with usually partisan individuals or groups.

superficial: you care too much about how you look. about how other people look. about what you say and do and what other people say and do. it's ocd with eyeshadow.

pomosexuality: When an individual has no affinity for any sex, only love for pomegranates.

beat time: Similar to bed time, but takes place about 5 minutes prior. It's that special time of night when, you guessed it, masterbation occurs.

Car Sandwich: When a car gets stuck between two larger trucks/trailers/etc. on single (sometimes multi-laned) roads. Often happens in industrial areas, construction zones, and around dicks.

backspray: Noun. The microscopic particles of urine that bounce off of the urinal when urinating. Some or most of these microscopic droplets of urine end up on the urinator's pants, depending on the urinal.

congressing: Wasting time and energy. Being generally unproductive even though you have a lot of very important stuff to do.

bathroom stalemate: Much like in the game of chess, a bathroom stalemate is when two people are in a public restroom and neither wants to be the first to go, so both sit silently in their respective stalls as they wait for the other to leave, or for some loud noise to disguise their business.

instant tradition: Something that as soon as it is done becomes decided upon to repeat the next year and years to come. Does not necessarily have to had been done previous years to be defined an instant tradition.

going batman: Taking on the night life after taking care of business during the day.

golden selfie: A golden shower where the victim and the offender are one and the same.

craigslist bodyguard: Someone (usually a friend) who accompanies you to an in-person meeting arranged via Craigslist to provide support in case of anything going wrong (ex: the Craigslist person being dangerous, creepy, or a scammer). The Craigslist Bodyguard can also simply provide moral support or transportation.

accidental jedi: Someone who routinely does things that would be awesome if intentional.

ass-tag convention: The accepted standard that the tagged side of a towel is for designated nether-regions while the non-tagged side is reserved for the face and hair. This convention is used to avoid cross-contamination and is to be assumed as general practice. Practical in situations where one must use a borrowed or foreign towel.

crosstext: Sending the wrong text to someone when engaging in multiple text based conversations (i.e. simultexting).

12 month rule: The 12 month rule is when parents have to stop saying how many months old their baby is after they reach 1 year old. Some parents say their baby is 34 months old. They make you do extra math when they could easily say 2 years and 10 months old.

going as friends: Going as friends usually is an unfortunate scenario for one party and just ok for the other. It is when (usually) a guy asks a girl that he likes on a date. But for this poor soul the girl only sees him as a friend. She will accept but as to negate the guy having any thoughts of making any sort of romantic move she labels it as going as friends. The guy, even though in the long run it is bad for him, accepts as to just get to spend time with her. This occurs commonly when a party has been placed in the friendzone. This scenario could be reversed where the girl is the guy and the guy is the girl.

hopped up on the bean: Hyper caffeinated after drinking one too many cups of coffee in the morning

generation xerox: 1. People who follow the same path/live up to the same expectations as their parents 2. People who fall into the expected stereotypes of a previous generation