Zydric Jea

Zydric Jea is the most amazing lady you will ever meet. She always had your back when you felt like a gyro or a seaweed had messed with your emotions and stabbed you in the back. If you discover a Zydric Jea, DON'T EVER LET HER GO, YOU STUPID BITCH, she is the finest thing that could ever happen to you. She is stunning, attractive, brilliant, clever, hilarious, fantastic, a twig, a tree's daughter, and so much more. I'm not exaggerating when I say the list might go on forever. Sometimes a Greek salad may show up and play with her emotions, but don't let that happen to your great, gorgeous Zydric Jea. Keep her safe at all costs. She is hysterical and will constantly make you laugh. She also has THE BEST FUCKING MUSIC TASTE IN THE WORLD. I'd give her playlist a 10/10. That's how fantastic it is. She also has the sexiest physique I've ever seen. Look at her, she's very sexy and lovely. All the boys were drooling and their boners were dangling. She is a tremendous turn on!!!! Every single picture you snap of her is so stunning that you wonder whether she would ever be unattractive in her life. Because every single fucking perspective is seductive. Don't hurt a Zydric Jea or a someone will come after you and pull you all the way to China with your ugly and crusty ass weave. Yes, I realize it's a long distance, but she'll make it. You fucking idiot Marina/cunt, if you lose a Zydric Jea, you're out of your fucking head. So today's message is that you wish you were a zydric jea.