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Zydric Jea Tee

Zydric Jea is the most amazing lady you will ever meet. She always had your back when you felt like a gyro or a seaweed had messed with your emotions and stabbed you in the back. If you discover a Zydric Jea, DON'T EVER LET HER GO, YOU STUPID BITCH, she is the finest thing that could ever happen to you. She is stunning, attractive, brilliant, clever, hilarious, fantastic, a twig, a tree's daughter, and so much more. I'm not exaggerating when I say the list might go on forever. Sometimes a Greek salad may show up and play with her emotions, but don't let that happen to your great, gorgeous Zydric Jea. Keep her safe at all costs. She is hysterical and will constantly make you laugh. She also has THE BEST FUCKING MUSIC TASTE IN THE WORLD. I'd give her playlist a 10/10. That's how fantastic it is. She also has the sexiest physique I've ever seen. Look at her, she's very sexy and lovely. All the boys were drooling and their boners were dangling. She is a tremendous turn on!!!! Every single picture you snap of her is so stunning that you wonder whether she would ever be unattractive in her life. Because every single fucking perspective is seductive. Don't hurt a Zydric Jea or a someone will come after you and pull you all the way to China with your ugly and crusty ass weave. Yes, I realize it's a long distance, but she'll make it. You fucking idiot Marina/cunt, if you lose a Zydric Jea, you're out of your fucking head. So today's message is that you wish you were a zydric jea.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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Review by Malachy G.

My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain

Malachy G. Aug 6
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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.

Dian C. Aug 5
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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

scarlett Jul 31
Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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