Zach's launguage

We all have a friend that says stuff, and means the total opposite. It can be bad or not that much of a big deal. Idk: It's a 100% no. Maybe: I'll think about it, but probably not. I guess I'll be there: He won't be there Omw: He is just now getting ready to leave but still has to poop, take a shower, and watch every movie on netflix. I don't have money: a go to excuse to not do something with the boys I'm going to stop by my gf's for a minute: He isn't coming back for the weekend. Just face it. I have notifications off: He slid your message open and has no interest in what you sent him. "Reick Chat": a reick chat is when he reads your group chat messages, but hasn't read your dm's you sent hours ago. You want to do something?: He makes plans but forces you to set up the date, time, and place but ultimately forgets he made plans and dips. I'm on the game rn!: He is in a party, but afk currently and won't come back for atleast 3 hours. I'm about to eat dinner: He is muting everyone and watching YouTube to eat his ramen noodles.