Zach's launguage tee
We all have a friend that says stuff, and means the total opposite. It can be bad or not that much of a big deal. Idk: It's a 100% no. Maybe: I'll think about it, but probably not. I guess I'll be there: He won't be there Omw: He is just now getting ready to leave but still has to poop, take a shower, and watch every movie on netflix. I don't have money: a go to excuse to not do something with the boys I'm going to stop by my gf's for a minute: He isn't coming back for the weekend. Just face it. I have notifications off: He slid your message open and has no interest in what you sent him. "Reick Chat": a reick chat is when he reads your group chat messages, but hasn't read your dm's you sent hours ago. You want to do something?: He makes plans but forces you to set up the date, time, and place but ultimately forgets he made plans and dips. I'm on the game rn!: He is in a party, but afk currently and won't come back for atleast 3 hours. I'm about to eat dinner: He is muting everyone and watching YouTube to eat his ramen noodles.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!