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Village Kid Tee

You know those kids that you see wandering around parks and hanging out in the grocery store? Those guys are your average village kids. The always seem to be eating or drinking. I swear they are the only people who use that microwave at the pay station in most supermarkets to heat up whatever it is that they have bought to munch on, in/on the way to the park. They hang around in small groups of 3 or 4 and look a little like homeless people. Usually wearing hats and sunnies, often in skinny jeans and band t's but not as rigid in their uniform as indie kids or scene kids. Often they will be seen with frisbees or soccer balls having a laugh. They walk everywhere and consider everything to be within walking distance from wherever they are, nothing is a trek for these kids! Often village kids are straight-edge but the occurrence is not common enough to be made a trait of theirs. They will work in movie rental places and second hand book stores around the neighborhood. Inside jokes and un-understandable colloquial terms are common. They think that everybody can understand what they are saying but in reality nobody but their little village group has a clue what they are talking about. If they leave the park and the surrounding streets it will be for live music. Little grimy gigs in bars and small clubs are what these kids are all about. No music is too strange, too fringe or to anything really for Village Kids. They will listen to anything as long as it is live and has a good atmosphere going. They are pretty cool kids to hang out with, and once you are in the club, they are cool and accepting. anything goes!

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.

Angela J. Sep 2
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FUCK you urban dictionary.

Nah N. Aug 21
Review by Malachy G.

My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain

Malachy G. Aug 6
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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.

Dian C. Aug 5
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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

scarlett Jul 31
Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7
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