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Vegan Tee

A university student, who is jobless, stinks and wears ear extenders. A Vegan is very easy to spot, they look similar to a hippy. If you're in a room full of 100 people and there is one person who is a Vegan, you will notice them with long scraggy dreadlocks and B.O before they get the chance to tell you that they are Vegan 3000 times. Vegans are not also weird looking they are also criminals, they are thieves, they are arsonists and they are home invaders, Veganism is more then a diet, it's a terrorist organisation and a cult. A Vegan is useless, most of them are under the age of 25 who have spent too much time in the confides of their university wrapped in cotton wool. Example, a Vegan terrorist in Australia was somehow shocked when a farmer pulled his gun out on him. This Vegan was so scared he cried to the police but he himself is a thief and a property invader. A Vegan can't change a flat tyre, can't change a light bulb, has never dropped the oil on a car and is a Human paper weight. They think they are making the world a better place by holding posters on the street and ruining farms. They have no other skills but their modern arts degree and gender studies. Vegan's are pussies they have to hunt in numbers because they are scared they will get bashed. Put a vegan in the same room with an Aussie battler Farmer. When these Vegans get a job, start paying taxes, own a house, they will get a life but first we must bar them from centrelink and throw them in a coal mine.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a. Feb 8
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