Vegan
A university student, who is jobless, stinks and wears ear extenders. A Vegan is very easy to spot, they look similar to a hippy. If you're in a room full of 100 people and there is one person who is a Vegan, you will notice them with long scraggy dreadlocks and B.O before they get the chance to tell you that they are Vegan 3000 times. Vegans are not also weird looking they are also criminals, they are thieves, they are arsonists and they are home invaders, Veganism is more then a diet, it's a terrorist organisation and a cult. A Vegan is useless, most of them are under the age of 25 who have spent too much time in the confides of their university wrapped in cotton wool. Example, a Vegan terrorist in Australia was somehow shocked when a farmer pulled his gun out on him. This Vegan was so scared he cried to the police but he himself is a thief and a property invader. A Vegan can't change a flat tyre, can't change a light bulb, has never dropped the oil on a car and is a Human paper weight. They think they are making the world a better place by holding posters on the street and ruining farms. They have no other skills but their modern arts degree and gender studies. Vegan's are pussies they have to hunt in numbers because they are scared they will get bashed. Put a vegan in the same room with an Aussie battler Farmer. When these Vegans get a job, start paying taxes, own a house, they will get a life but first we must bar them from centrelink and throw them in a coal mine.
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My maiden name was Puddy and I just loved this mug that defined what Puddy means! I bought one for my brother as well as one for me… And this is the first time in all of our 70 + years that we have heard Puddy defined! We both are super grateful!
The color of the block highlighting the subject word was labeled "Flamingo Pink", but on the mug, it's actually closer to lilac and the woman I bought this mug for loves the color pink. I do like the apparent permanence of the design on the mug, I'm just disappointed with the inaccuracy of the color.
One day when I was walking down the street a man gave me this mug and said that it will be the best thing that ever happened to me, when I got home I filled the mug with the most delicious coffee and I became a penis. this is the best mug in the world thank you kind stranger for giving me this.
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