Uptown

the area where the kids of wildwood, edgebrook, and other northwest neighborhoods hang out. these kids are social-climbers. social-climber: a person who finds the need to hang out with a person of higher social status than you, until they are at the top of the pyramid. average day uptown: going to a restaurant, and then walking around in a field of grass for 3+ hours taking pictures with people you barely know to make yourself feel better about yourself. these pics are then posted on Instagram, and get sometimes over 200 likes. these girls usually buy their followers. typical winter apparel (female) : 1. hoodie from Victoria's Secret "Pink" or a high-school hoodie, preferably a high school for boys, because THAT makes sense. 2. leggings 3. sparkly ugg boots they also have to have their hair straightened and loads of makeup, because fuck originality, right? typical summer apparel (female) : 1. crop top that could fit your 2-year-old cousin named Lucy 2. denim shorts that are at least 2 sizes too small. or sometimes girls like to wear spandex shorts because....."THOTEST IS HOTTEST!!" (i just came up with that ahahaha) oh and for guys they wear either khaki or basketball shorts, even when it's 20 degrees out. girls and boys ALWAYS need their Nike Elite Socks and Sperry's.