Tomas
Origin: Latin Meaning: A Twin Variation of Thomas Ranked 506 in the top 1000 given names for births in the 1990's. He is: very attractive, extremely funny, a smart person (although others may not think so), and handsome. He: is very considerate of those that he loves, makes me smile so much that my jaw will start to hurt, speaks his mind and states everything clearly (and i like that), is very loud, can make me cry, has a tendency to get mad quite easily from time to time (it's okay), can't get enough of that music, won't get out of my head, and probably thinks I'm an idiot for typing all of this up on Urban Dictionary. I: really really like him a lot, like it when he gives me hugs (maybe more than like) (and especially when he squeezes me real tight), usually have trouble trying to stop myself from thinking about him, like it when he calls me unexpectedly, like listening to him, like walking next to him (LOL), just like being with him (too many likes!), remember watching Halloween and those other scary movies during October (TRICK OR TREAT B****) and how it sucked that they never said it right, used to have about seventy AIM chats saved with him (i know that's crazy), miss him when he's not at school (even just for one class), always talk about him to my girl Julie (and always hesitate because I don't want to annoy her), liked it when he came over to my neighborhood, wonder if he ever even thinks about me, always look forward to seeing him, can be really shy around him, know one day he'll see this, and I like going places with him and Julie (even though we bore him). I just really like him, a lot. Maybe even more than he knows. And I know once I send this and read over it I'll figure out something that I forgot to list and get worked up about it, haha, and so mad that I didn't put it. But you know what? I could always tell him. And - Tomas, if you do ever see this... I love you. :\
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
Review Details
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Live Preview
Personalize Your Design
Debug: Product Metadata
| Key | Value (click to copy) |
|---|---|
Copied! |
Return Policy
Made Just For You
Each product is custom-printed with your unique text, making it truly one-of-a-kind.
Defect-Free Guarantee
If your product arrives with printing defects, damage, or quality issues, we'll send you a free replacement.
Custom Orders
Due to the personalized nature of your order, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing issues.
Questions about your order? Contact our support team for assistance.
Share this product
Size Guide
Measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Pro tip: Measure one of your t-shirts at home and compare!
A - Length
Measure from the top of the collar to the bottom hem
B - Width
Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit
Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |