Tim Allen
To play the "UUUEEGGHH?!?!" sound from Home Improvement and it's intro on any sounding device, including word from mouth. You should mainly do the Tim Allen anywhere but nowhere. ------ All forms of the Tim Allen include: "UUUEEGGHH?!?!" "EELREEEE?!?!" "EELLROOO?!?!" "AAARRGHHROOO?!?!" "AAARRGHHREEE?!?!" or a high-pitched "EEE!" ------ If another person knows what the Tim Allen is, or if you want to know if they know what the Tim Allen is, then make the sound--nice and loud--near them. The Tim Allen is usually responded to using another Tim Allen, which if everyone knows what it is, it basically becomes a chain reaction of Tim Allen's. ------ Things you can also use the Tim Allen for: Answering questions Asking a question Covering for a bad joke Responding to a bad joke Covering for absurdity Responding to absurdity Responding to something humorous Responding to anything After saying something gross After saying something weird After saying something stupid After saying something smart After saying nothing at all Attracting other women/men Attracting other Tim Allen'ers Attracting flying spaghetti monsters ------ Be careful, because this may cause absolute confusion. The good thing is, it never gets old.
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| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |