TCB
The act of masturbating, or "Taking Care of Business" so to speak. Also known as: Tickle the Crotch Beef Touch the Clammy Bologna Tame the Cranky Beaver Tossing of Crotch Ballistics Tapping the Creamy Bagel Taunting the Canoe Badger Twiddling Charlie’s Brother Toyfully Cranking the Boner Tenaciously Caressing the Bellhop Tenderly Converting Believers Teaching the Cabin Boy Telltale Clam Blood Toking the Crusty Barnacle Taunting Captain Badly Twisting and Clamping the Balls Terrorizing Captain Bluehelmet Tranquilly Capsizing the Buoy Tasting Cunnilingus Breath Tasteless Correction of Borneo Tempting the Chicken Bucket Taking Care of Bogey Tempting Cleavage Bullets Tricking the Carrot Below Tightening Constricted Ballsacks Ticklishly Clutching the Bollocks Training Corporal Blinkey Trigger the Catapult of Boing Tossing the Cyclops a Bonbon Trip the Carnal Bullseye Torque the Creep Baton Taint Caressing Begins Taint Croquet Blastoff Tossing Creamy Bullets Tossing Chum Butter Turbo Causes Blisters Traveling the Cosmos and Beyond Tease the Constricted Boa Targeting Consecrated Bliss Tormenting the Confused Bluefish Tickling Chewbacca's Beard Targeting Calculated Boinger Treating the Caretaker for Blueballs Tango with Creamy Balm Touching the Crepe of Booyah Titillate the Cobalt Balloons Tempting Carnal Bliss Taking Care of Bollocks Taste the Crème Brule Triggering the Combustible Banana Titillating the Cylindrical Bulimic Tubing the Carcass Balloon Targeting for Cleavage Barrage Tossing the Corpulent Bologna Trampus Coitus Bonkum Tapping Curvaceous Backside
The Urban Dictionary Tee
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |