TCB
The act of masturbating, or "Taking Care of Business" so to speak. Also known as: Tickle the Crotch Beef Touch the Clammy Bologna Tame the Cranky Beaver Tossing of Crotch Ballistics Tapping the Creamy Bagel Taunting the Canoe Badger Twiddling Charlie’s Brother Toyfully Cranking the Boner Tenaciously Caressing the Bellhop Tenderly Converting Believers Teaching the Cabin Boy Telltale Clam Blood Toking the Crusty Barnacle Taunting Captain Badly Twisting and Clamping the Balls Terrorizing Captain Bluehelmet Tranquilly Capsizing the Buoy Tasting Cunnilingus Breath Tasteless Correction of Borneo Tempting the Chicken Bucket Taking Care of Bogey Tempting Cleavage Bullets Tricking the Carrot Below Tightening Constricted Ballsacks Ticklishly Clutching the Bollocks Training Corporal Blinkey Trigger the Catapult of Boing Tossing the Cyclops a Bonbon Trip the Carnal Bullseye Torque the Creep Baton Taint Caressing Begins Taint Croquet Blastoff Tossing Creamy Bullets Tossing Chum Butter Turbo Causes Blisters Traveling the Cosmos and Beyond Tease the Constricted Boa Targeting Consecrated Bliss Tormenting the Confused Bluefish Tickling Chewbacca's Beard Targeting Calculated Boinger Treating the Caretaker for Blueballs Tango with Creamy Balm Touching the Crepe of Booyah Titillate the Cobalt Balloons Tempting Carnal Bliss Taking Care of Bollocks Taste the Crème Brule Triggering the Combustible Banana Titillating the Cylindrical Bulimic Tubing the Carcass Balloon Targeting for Cleavage Barrage Tossing the Corpulent Bologna Trampus Coitus Bonkum Tapping Curvaceous Backside
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |