Tacoblow
A Tacoblow is a rare but deadly human-made disaster. It occurs when one eats so much Taco Bell that they are forced to blow up a bathroom. However, blowing up a bathroom is fairly normal after eating Taco Bell, so why are Tacoblows uncommon? Well, while normal limited edition lava-style poop only heats up to 150⁰ F maximum, Tacoblow causing limited edition lava-style poop is literally hotter than lava, at up to 70000⁰ F in temperature, making it ultra limited edition lava-style poop MOLTEN GOLD GILDED. This extreme flow of toxic bean-burrito sludge can then melt a hole into the Earth's crust up to 50 feet deep and 10 feet wide, but this is still not too uncommon after a week of heavy Taco Bell consumption. So, why are Tacoblows so rare? Well, for a Tacoblow to occur, the pit that the sludge forms has to be directly over a large underground gas pipeline, and an abandoned ICBM silo. Firstly, the ultra limited edition lava-style poopMOLTEN GOLD GILDED has to melt into the gas pipeline, heating up and igniting the gas. Then, the gas exploded toxic bean-burrito sludge melts through the ICBM silo, igniting the ICBM. The resulting Thermopoopular blast can obliterate anything in a 5 mile radius, melt through concrete walls in a 10 mile radius, melt through wood in a 20 mile radius, set wood and clothes on fire in a 30 mile radius, send bits of cooled bean-burrito sludge flying in a 40 mile radius, and half-dirtying anything in a 50 mile radius.
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
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| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |