Tacoblow Hoodie
A Tacoblow is a rare but deadly human-made disaster. It occurs when one eats so much Taco Bell that they are forced to blow up a bathroom. However, blowing up a bathroom is fairly normal after eating Taco Bell, so why are Tacoblows uncommon? Well, while normal limited edition lava-style poop only heats up to 150⁰ F maximum, Tacoblow causing limited edition lava-style poop is literally hotter than lava, at up to 70000⁰ F in temperature, making it ultra limited edition lava-style poop MOLTEN GOLD GILDED. This extreme flow of toxic bean-burrito sludge can then melt a hole into the Earth's crust up to 50 feet deep and 10 feet wide, but this is still not too uncommon after a week of heavy Taco Bell consumption. So, why are Tacoblows so rare? Well, for a Tacoblow to occur, the pit that the sludge forms has to be directly over a large underground gas pipeline, and an abandoned ICBM silo. Firstly, the ultra limited edition lava-style poopMOLTEN GOLD GILDED has to melt into the gas pipeline, heating up and igniting the gas. Then, the gas exploded toxic bean-burrito sludge melts through the ICBM silo, igniting the ICBM. The resulting Thermopoopular blast can obliterate anything in a 5 mile radius, melt through concrete walls in a 10 mile radius, melt through wood in a 20 mile radius, set wood and clothes on fire in a 30 mile radius, send bits of cooled bean-burrito sludge flying in a 40 mile radius, and half-dirtying anything in a 50 mile radius.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!