Syphax the Venilicius tee
Syphax is an immortal slave dealer, with literal bones of steel, appears in Book 1 of the Cambridge Latin Book. He is very pro-business and carries his product with him everywhere. He moved to Pompeii from the New World in 73 A.D. He taught the natives all about slavery and taught them how to travel quickly in waterways using many people. In 79 A.D. after the great eruption of Mt. Vesuvius at Pompeii it was thought that he had perished. But Syphax had absorbed the body of a slave and escaped in a fiery chariot taking some time off with Elijah and God. Then in 460 A.D. decided to go to Europe and get into Politics. He saw that the Persian Government was very weak and decided that it needed to change. Once Syphax was able to give his infinite wisdom to the leader of the government they saw he was much more qualified than the current leaders. Syphax led the Persian Empire toward its peak until he got bored and moved to the Siberian forests. Syphax meditated on the state of the world, and how one could reach enlightenment in such an environment. He moved back into society in 1469. where he lived in Europe laughing at their primitiveness. There he found the Church of Shroomio, and finally reached inner peace. After this life was a breeze, that was until 1850, when a drunk homeless man found his one weakness. Midgets. Only a midget is able to disable Syphax. The homeless man forced 5 midgets to stab Syphax until he stopped moving, and buried him 10ft deep.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
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hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!