Syphax the Venilicius Mug
Syphax is an immortal slave dealer, with literal bones of steel, appears in Book 1 of the Cambridge Latin Book. He is very pro-business and carries his product with him everywhere. He moved to Pompeii from the New World in 73 A.D. He taught the natives all about slavery and taught them how to travel quickly in waterways using many people. In 79 A.D. after the great eruption of Mt. Vesuvius at Pompeii it was thought that he had perished. But Syphax had absorbed the body of a slave and escaped in a fiery chariot taking some time off with Elijah and God. Then in 460 A.D. decided to go to Europe and get into Politics. He saw that the Persian Government was very weak and decided that it needed to change. Once Syphax was able to give his infinite wisdom to the leader of the government they saw he was much more qualified than the current leaders. Syphax led the Persian Empire toward its peak until he got bored and moved to the Siberian forests. Syphax meditated on the state of the world, and how one could reach enlightenment in such an environment. He moved back into society in 1469. where he lived in Europe laughing at their primitiveness. There he found the Church of Shroomio, and finally reached inner peace. After this life was a breeze, that was until 1850, when a drunk homeless man found his one weakness. Midgets. Only a midget is able to disable Syphax. The homeless man forced 5 midgets to stab Syphax until he stopped moving, and buried him 10ft deep.
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love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.