Subadoob Tee

A special name given only to a special Subaru vehicle, preferably a Forrester. The vehicle can only be endowed with this name after faithfully serving its owner through good times and bad. Situations that merit this title include but aren't limited to: escaping some threat such as police or angry Mexicans, being found not guilty in a D.U.I case, annihilating a deer or other target and still drivable (and somewhat fresh), and/or serving as a location for various social activities such as smoking mad blunts or getting naked with girls. Owner of a said Subadoob frequently communicates with the vehicle, strokes and/or kisses the dash to show approval, and rewards it with nice detailing jobs and BG Engine Performance products. Once a driver-Subadoob relationship has formed, it will remain forever and the Subadoob will only be passed on to those worthy enough. If the driver decides to retain the vehicle during his/her later years in life and the spouse of the driver says, "get that piece of shit out of here, we need a new car," the driver will happily drive his/her Subadoob down to the city court house to file for divorce.