Stoned

Being stoned is a term overused and misunderstood in the smoking (bud) community. Being stoned is not a difficult task, but it cost about 40 dollars(around here things are expensive) and a nice hitting glass bong.Pack this bowl pretty good. I personally have only been stoned once, but it was so worthwhile that I wanted to write a definition. Anyway, being stoned feels like you have everything in your body weighted down by stones. (so stoned)Its incredibly pleasurable just sit and stare blankly into space. You can hear people talking in the background but its just a distant hum. Food tastes absolutely fantastic. Moving, even though it is hard, feels so incredibly amazing. I was talking to my friend, and was at the point of slight room-changing. I kept on imagining my friend was George Bush. That was odd. At it was a little like teletubbies land but then i would refocus my eyes and it would become real again. And i was so stoned that I didn't realize that the tv show i was watching was in Spanish. I took about 7 big bong rips out of my friends 3 footer. I was rendered pretty useless, so I wouldn't recommend getting stoned and then driving. So go out there, go get stoned, and respect the good green herb :)