Stoned Mug
Being stoned is a term overused and misunderstood in the smoking (bud) community. Being stoned is not a difficult task, but it cost about 40 dollars(around here things are expensive) and a nice hitting glass bong.Pack this bowl pretty good. I personally have only been stoned once, but it was so worthwhile that I wanted to write a definition. Anyway, being stoned feels like you have everything in your body weighted down by stones. (so stoned)Its incredibly pleasurable just sit and stare blankly into space. You can hear people talking in the background but its just a distant hum. Food tastes absolutely fantastic. Moving, even though it is hard, feels so incredibly amazing. I was talking to my friend, and was at the point of slight room-changing. I kept on imagining my friend was George Bush. That was odd. At it was a little like teletubbies land but then i would refocus my eyes and it would become real again. And i was so stoned that I didn't realize that the tv show i was watching was in Spanish. I took about 7 big bong rips out of my friends 3 footer. I was rendered pretty useless, so I wouldn't recommend getting stoned and then driving. So go out there, go get stoned, and respect the good green herb :)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts